It’s about time for another round of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and this time he’s going to have quite the “crew” to deal with.

Dwight “Doc” Gooden – Former NY Mets pitcher
Tareq and Michaele Salahi – Real Housewives of D.C.
Bai Ling – Actress
Michael Lohan – Lindsay’s dad
Jeremy Jackson – Hobie from “Baywatch”

Lilo is super pissed that her “father” is going on the show.  She’s afriad that he’s going to embarrass the family.  Huh?  I didn’t think that would be a concern.  Aside from everything else, he is always an embarrassment each time he steps in front of the paparazzi.

Lindsay Lohan is Escaping The Game

Between Michael and the Salahi’s, Dr. Drew might just want to retire when this season wraps.  OMG.

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It looks like Jessica Simpson could be making a new kind of comeback and I truly hope this comes true for her.  Simon Cowell’s USA X Factor has yet to name it’s judges and that’s because he still hasn’t made up his bloody mind about them yet. But word on the street is pointing towards Jessica as being a front runner.  (Fingers crossed.)

Jessica Simpson WILL Have A Prenup

An insider shared with People,

“There [are] loads of conversations happening at the moment,” says the source. “No one has been offered a judging role yet as new names keep coming forward who want the role, but there are some frontrunners and it’s fair to say Jessica is one of them. She’s very keen.  She knows what she is talking about [and] is talented and likable.  But Simon’s not in a rush to decide. The judges have to mentor on The X Factor – it’s more than just turning up for a few hours a week to appear on TV.”

I think Jess would be perfect for this.  She definitely knows about the music industry from every angle.  She’s beyond lovable and her look is perfect.  Not to mention her work ethic is ridiculous.  Please Simon, go for it.

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Even a little jar of it can go for $40,668.  Now that’s one hot commodity!  Justin Bieber took some of his precious locks of hair and put them in a little jar for Ellen DeGeneres as a donation for her to auction off.

PHOTOS: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Celebrate His 17th Birthday

Well, she did just that and thanks to an online casino, Golden Palace, the Gentle Barn Foundation has a large new chunk of funding.  This is an organization that rescues animals and rehabilitates them.  Now that is a worthy cause.  Perhaps Justin should be donating all of his hair trimmings for good causes.  This is the first I have heard of him doing so.

And a belated happy 17th birthday to you as well Mr. Bieber!

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Holly Madison has curves and she proudly shows them off in Life and Style Magazine where she says:

“I’d rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves,” Holly, 32, exclusively tells Life & Style at the photo shoot on Feb 21. “I’m proud of my body.”

And she keeps it real by admitting she has cellulite:

“I have cellulite – and had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest,” she tells Life & Style. “I’m never not going to have cellulite. People need to just accept that it’s there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it.”

See, that’s what happens when publications (hello Mr. Hefner) produce unrealistic covers by airbrushing the cover girls to the point nobody is ever going to live up to those expectations. Nobody! It’s insanity.

Holly has been facing criticism following a gain of 15 pounds and was told by producers of her Las Vegas show ‘Peep Show’ to lose weight. It made her feel so bad she didn’t want to get on stage:

“Once I realized that other people were noticing that I’d packed on a few, I was embarrassed to go onstage,”

On top of that Jayde Nicole sent her a basket full of candy when she knew Holly was trying to diet. You know, when Jayde was going out with Brody I thought she was too good for him. I actually thought she was nice, but to do something like that, the girl is an evil b*tch. Truly. Plus I saw a clip of Holly’s show where Jayde calls her old by Las Vegas standards. Jayde, too, will get old, and the girl will so not be able to cope with it. I can’t wait for the day she eats her own words.

Holly has learned to embrace the fact she likes food (amen, sister) and she loves her curves:

“After moving to Vegas, I lived in a suite in Planet Hollywood for a year and ordered room service all the time,” Holly says. “I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.” ”I’ve always had a butt, and I want to keep it – cellulite and all. I’m not perfect, but I love my curves.”

I love that Holly is proudly showing off her curves. She looks fine. What do you think of the photo?

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Jason Statham and his partner Rosie Huntington-Whiteley do lunch at Joan’s on Third in Los Angeles looking as tight as ever. Damn it. I kid. Not really.

There was some commotion recently about whether or not these two were engaged because Rosie appeared to have a ring on her wedding finger the other day. However that proved to be untrue and she stated they aren’t engaged.

I think it’s just a matter of time before these two solidify their commitment. Normally that would make me hurl chunks at my laptop because he is smoking hot, but my future husband Kiefer Sutherland is following me on Twitter so I don’t care if I even bathe at this point.

Unless I were meeting Kiefer. Then I would bathe and even shampoo my hair. He gets the full Annie experience, sans the Loch Ness Look. It’s what I do.

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Britney Spears covers V Magazine for March and doesn’t hit newsstands until tomorrow but what do you think? Personally I think it’s absolutely beautiful!

What do you think?

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