Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were arrested in the wee hours of the morning in Los Angeles. She was arrested for public intoxication (who’s surprised, right?) and her boyfriend was arrested for driving under the influence.

There’s been a lot of talk about Christina being quite the party girl for the last little while. I don’t think anyone is surprised this has happened but let’s hope she gets her sh*t together because this biotch is multi-talented and it would be a shame to see her waste her talents.

Christina and her boyfriend were arrested at 2:45 a.m. It says that she is 5’2″ and 100 pounds. I never like to be mean about women’s weight because it’s such a delicate subject and it’s cruel. And while I know that the cameras add 10 pounds or so, if this girl is 100 pounds, I’m 80 pounds. Just saying. Okay now I feel bad about saying that. That’s so mean. I must go to confession. Wait. I’m not Catholic.

Hey, Kiefer Sutherland is doing those Confession segments on TV. Maybe he can hear my confession. And by hearing my confession I mean I will dry-hump him like Jessica Biel dry-humped that workout ball in Jimmy Kimmel’s video.

TMZ is quoting law enforcement as saying Christina was VERY intoxicated and:

“If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

I smell a breakup coming.

….story developing

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I know. It’s a salute to Alec Baldwin and it would probably make more sense to have his puss as the main picture, right? But I had to put Mariska Hargitay’s at Alec Baldwin’s salute as the main picture because she’s a doll and it’s been too long since we’ve seen her. Don’t get me wrong I love Alec, but I love Mariska a little bit more.

Mariska was at Cipriani’s in New York where the Museum of The Moving Image Salute to Alec Baldwin took place. Alec is very much loved by his friends and colleagues and understandably so. He’s beyond gifted and hysterically funny. Him showing up on Saturday Night Live is a guaranteed good time, isn’t it?

Also saluting the funny man were his 30 Rock co-star (and boss) Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, Jimmy Fallon and more. Access Hollywood was at the event and spoke to the celebrities on why they loved Alec Baldwin:

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Natalie Portman, the face of Dior’s ‘Miss Cherie’ fragrance (who suspended John Galliano), is disgusted by the anti-Semitic remarks John Galliano spoke in a video that is being leaked around the web. She issued this statement:

‘I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today.

‘In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way.

‘I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.’

The video she refers to is the one where Galliano is caught on tape telling two girls:

‘People like you ought to be dead, your mothers, your forefathers would all be f*****g gassed. I love Hitler.’

The man who shot the video was so shocked to hear what was coming out of his mouth he knew he had to get it on tape. It’s beyond disgusting and shocking that someone could be filled with such hatred.

The video can be viewed here. Galliano has denied all charges against him.

At first glance, I was like not a chance in hell.  BUT, then I gave this a little more thought.  Charlie Sheen has completely gone off the deep end, and I really don’t see him making his way back to the other side.  Not anytime soon anyhow.  So when Spencer Pratt puts himself out there as a possible candidate to be Sheen’s new publicist, you can’t assume that won’t actually happen.

Stan Rosenfield was barely out the door after quitting/getting fired and Pratt was on the ball, offering his services to Sheen, for FREE.

He told TMZ,

“I want to be Charlie Sheen’s new publicist…. I am offering to be his media point man and that I have great contacts with media outlets and will work for free just to be part of his ‘WINNING TEAM’.”

Charlie Sheen Interview With 20/20 Plus He PASSED A Drug Test

That is about the worst idea in the world and that is why I wouldn’t be shocked in the least if Charlie went for it.  He is a glutton for this kind of chaos.  Why shouldn’t he take on Pratt?  OMG.  I actually hope he does.  Can you imagine what will ensue?  Oh the stories.

Charlie Sheen and Spencer Pratt.  Never in a million years would I have put these two together.  But now, it makes sense.  Scary, right?

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Did you catch the season premiere of Bethenny Ever After last night on Bravo?  Bethenny Frankel kicked off her second “solo” season post Real Housewives and this round looks like it will be better than the last.  In case you didn’t catch it, the last season was called, Bethenny Gets Married? and this one is obviously following that married life.

Bethenny Frankel Goes Shopping with Bryn

Bethenny is back and busier than ever. In the first season of the series ‘Bethenny Getting Married?’ she had the wedding and the baby, but now is it happily ever after? Between motherhood, marriage, Skinnygirl and skating, this quick-witted New Yorker has a lot on her plate. Now watch as she continues to grow her business and venture into new areas, all while juggling motherhood and marriage. When things get stressful, Bethenny manages to handle it all with her entertaining wit and biting humor.

A lot of people just love to hate on Frankel, but she is one of the ladies of Bravo TV that I actually give props to.  She handles herself well and has certainly got the drive.  She made a whole new life for herself outside of the RH drama.  You can’t knock that, can you?

If you are a fan of the show, drop your thoughts below, we’d love to hear if you enjoyed the premiere!

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It’s official.  We are getting more Tom Cruise and we are getting a new, musical side to him.  Director/producer, Adam Shankman announced on the Oscars red carpet that Cruise is going to be in his starring in his New Line/Warner Bros. film of Rock of Ages.

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Who will Tom play?  Jaxx.  He’s the dude that sings Jon Bon Jovi’s ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ in the Broadway musical version of Rock of Ages.

The musical centers on two people who meet at the Sunset Strip club Rock of Ages, fall in love and try to stay together amid ’80s rock anthems.

Shankman will also be choreographing the the film.  Who could do a better job, right?

So what do you think?  I firmly believe that Tom Cruise is out of his mind, but he’s also a brilliant actor and I know he will hit this one out of the park.  Can’t wait to see how this one turns out.

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