Last week TMZ posted a video of Teen Mom 2 star Janelle Evans beating the crap out of some girl on a lawn and because of this video, Janelle Evans has been arrested for assault. I can’t watch the video because seeing real violence (as opposed to in the movies kind of violence) sickens me. I don’t even watch this show, but if this girl is a mother (and I have to assume she is given the title of the show she’s on) I think that’s beyond disgusting. Nothing like setting a great example for your kid, right?

She was charged with ”affray for fighting,” and released on bond. She will have to take her angry little self back to court April 26.

But don’t worry, it’s all a misunderstanding according to her lawyer. Isn’t it always? Her lawyer tells TMZ: Based on the information that I have received, I believe Jenelle was set up.”

That’s precious. I’m not sure how someone sets you up to throw punches while you straddle someone on the grass, but I look forward to this circus hitting the courts.

Apparently Janelle and the other girl, Britany Truett, were fighting over some dude named Kieffer Delp. He too was arrested but because he had an outstanding warrant for an arrest from cocaine charges and was found at Janelle’s housewhen the cops went there. Totally worthy of fighting over girls, wouldn’t you say?

I don’t understand women I have to say. No man on God’s green earth is worth fighting over. The man either wants you or he doesn’t. It’s really that plain and simple. If there is another girl in the picture, he isn’t worth being with. If some girl knocked on my door and told me she wanted my husband and they had been bumping uglies and let’s fight for him, I would smile and as I shut the door would be saying to her ‘enjoy doing his laundry bitch’. It’s really that simple.  Then I would take a nap because any time is a good time for a nap.

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Ricky Gervais shared some pretty fabulous news with us via his blog and I have to say, I am pretty stoked.  First of all, Johnny Depp is for sure going to be in the upcoming sitcom ‘Life’s Too Short,’ that will be co-written by Gervais.  Yes!  That is seriously, ridiculously COOL.

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‘Life’s Too Short‘ follows the exploits of a little person with a larger-than-life personality (Warwick Davis) who runs a talent agency for dwarf performers. The BBC2 series, in development now, is also expected to air on HBO in the States.

Okay, as if that wasn’t enough “happy” news for the day.  Ricky will be guesting on the season finale of The Office coming up on May 19.  OMG.  This is insane.  Will Ferrell…. Ricky Gervais…. BOTH!  I cannot wait!

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Russell Brand and Hugh Laurie strike a pose on the green astro turf at the Los Angeles premiere of Hop, held at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

Russell Brand is the voice of E.B. Imdb lays out the animated comedy:

E.B., the Easter Bunny’s teenage son, heads to Hollywood, determined to become a drummer in a rock ‘n’ roll band. In LA, he’s taken in by Fred after the out-of-work slacker hits E.B. with his car.

Fred is played by James Marsden, and this movie has a great cast of voices/actors: Hugh Laurie, Elizabeth Perkins, Kaley Cuoco, Hank Azaria, David Hasselhoff and Elizabeth Perkins who got friendly with some very large bunnies at the premiere, or should I say they got friendly with her.

Hop opens in theatres this Friday.

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Sarah Lane, a soloist with the American Ballet Theatre seems to be a bit of a bitter box.  In fact, she’s been bad mouthing Natalie Portman and her Oscar winning role in Black Swan.  Lane was a body double for a few of the more complicated sequences in the film, but she has been trying to say she did 95% of it.

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Fox Searchlight of course is defending Portman and all of the hard work she put into this film,

“We were fortunate to have Sarah there to cover the more complicated dance sequences and we have nothing but praise for the hard work she did,” the studio said. “However, Natalie herself did most of the dancing featured in the final film.”

I don’t understand why Lane would agree to work on the film at all if she was going to trash it after it was all said and done.  What’s the problem here?  Did she think she deserved the Oscar?  Poor Natalie.  She was incredible and Sarah Lane CAN’T take that away from her.

Jennifer Hudson is looking mighty fine these days.  After dropping 80 pounds, she is looks so different than when she first fell into the spotlight.

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BUT, Jennifer’s fiancee, David Otunga isn’t the biggest fan of the new look.  Jay Leno asked Jen about it on his show Friday night,

“He’s getting adjusted to it,” Hudson, 29, said. “He’s not really into change that much.  He fusses at me like, ‘Why do you have to have to get all dressed up to go out and why can’t you just go our like you used to?’  And I’m like, ‘I’m a walking billboard now honey!”

It’s true though.  The critics eat you up if you don’t look your best at all times.  That’s what rags are all about, right?  I mean look at Britney Spears.  She looks horrible whenever she is out and about on a normal day.  But she cleans up nicely on stage…. you get my drift, right?

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are due with their twins in just weeks.  BUT, little babies in the belly often have minds of their own and they tend to decide when and where they will make their grand entrance.

Mariah Carey Feels Horrible, Making It Right

Such was the case yesterday.  Mariah was enjoying her birthday when she ended up in the hospital with big time contractions.  Things turned out okay and the babies are still swimming. But it was a bit of a scare.

Mariah Tweeted,

So #dembabies really wanted 2 celebrate w/us/share the anniversary! I started having contractions last night..went 2 the hospital-

Finally they said I could come home after they got it under control but..

They almost came on 3/27- happy anniversary in deed!!! We have a few more weeks 2 go but- wow!!!: ) #soreadyallready!

I so understand that.  When you get to the last weeks, you just want to be done.  You’re almost there girl!  Hang in there!

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