Music that is.  Who would have thought these two would ever do anything together?  I guess this is one way to shut down the rumors about her hating black guys!

Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne are going to lay down a track or two together!  Whoaaa! Is right!

Paris interviewed Wayne for the April issue of Interview and that’s when this all began.  He asked her,

“I was gonna ask you, how are you gonna release an album and don’t get me on it?”

Paris promptly replied,

“Well, if you would be on the album, then I would be honored.  That would be the sickest thing. We should get each other’s phone numbers so we can call each other after the interview or text or something.”

Wayne was like,

“Cool. Sounds good.”

Then they exchanged numbers and the rest will soon be history.

So what do you think?  I can actually totally see it and I am somehow looking forward to this.  Ha!

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Elizabeth Berkley has signed on for Jimmy Fallon‘s Saved By The Bell reunion. Now she’s just released a book.  ‘Ask Elizabeth’ that just landed on March 22nd. Actually, the full title is: Ask Elizabeth: Real Answers to Everything You Secretly Wanted to Ask about Love, Friends, Your Body… and Life in General .

‘Saved By The Bell’ Reunion Almost Complete

Ask Elizabeth is the complete guide to teen life; the last and only self-help book they’ll ever need. Drawn from the many workshops Elizabeth Berkley has conducted with teen girls across the country, Ask Elizabeth brings these revealing and intimate conversations to life on the page.

Much like a private diary, the book is a personal resource that girls can turn to when they seek answers to teen life’s toughest questions. It contains real and practical advice, anecdotes, and Elizabeth’s own life lessons in answer to frequently asked questions from Elizabeth’s workshop, such as: What do you do when you look in the mirror and don’t like what you see? or How do you get a guy to know you’re alive?

Along with a panel of experts, Elizabeth advises teen girls in matters of sex, nutrition, fitness, body image, personal relationships, and more.

I think books like these are really great for the teen girls today.  I swear, they need all the help and advice they can get and they usually won’t listen to their parent’s… so this is like the next best thing.

Sometimes, I admit.. I enjoy checking out some celebrity mugshots.  Actually, these pro athlete ones crack me up the most.  These guys think they are invincible, then they wake up with the mug spread all over the internet, never to be erased.  I love it.  Wake up call.  You aren’t that special!

So who got the honors at the jailhouse photography department this weekend?  Two big fellas.  Both in the same town even!  Love it.

The police department down in Shreveport, LA got to “shoot” rapper Rick Ross and Philadelphia Eagles star Jason Peters.  Fun, fun!

Ross was caught with a gram of pot in his hotel room after the smell of the reefer oozed out of the room and cops were called to investigate.  Winning!  Good thing for him, it’s only a misdemeanor and he wasn’t held in jail for too long.

As for Peters, he wins the douche award for this one.   He was arrested for a loud music violation.  Yeah, that’s hot.  NOT.  Plus he was resisting an officer when he asked him to turn down the music in his car.  And dude wouldn’t give his I.D. to the cops.  What. A. Tool.

Bottom line people. Don’t be like these guys in any way, shape or form.  They are losers.  Seriously, pathetic losers.

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Jessica Simpson is looking great as she arrives at LAX all smiles. The billion dollar business woman is rocking some major sunglasses, isn’t she?

I’m wondering if she is following in her fiance’s footsteps and becoming vegan (or vegetarian not sure which he is)? Her skin has a glow to it. And no, she’s not pregnant according to a tweet of hers. Don’t let the top fool you either.

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Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka couldn’t make it work and we all know why.  But Vienna is continuing her quest to find love through the reality TV route by dating another contestant.  ‘Mr. Guard and Protect Your Heart’, Kasey Kahl.  OMG.  Seriously?

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Her rep confirmed this insane news,

“They are dating and have been for a few months.  They’ve been spending time together in his Fresno [Calif.], hometown, working on some projects for his non-profit, Guard and Protect Hearts, Inc.”

They have been spotted out and about doing the “normal” thing according to onlookers,

“They were at Buffalo Wild Wings on St. Patty’s Day holding hands.”

Then at Fresno bar The Standard,

“She seemed tipsy and was clinging on to Kasey,” the source says. “He seemed sober and they had their hands around each other.”

Maybe these two are meant for each other.  Clearly Vienna and Jake weren’t good together and Kasey is the extreme opposite…. so who knows?!  What do you think?

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Bret Michaels went through a super rough patch with his near death experience.  And I think that anyone who went through something like that would want to find answers.  And once they did, if there was someone to blame, they’d want to get their “revenge.”  So when I got word of Bret’s plans, I couldn’t blame him.

Bret Michaels Lookin’ Good Post Surgery

Bret is blaming the peeps at the 2009 Tony Awards for causing the brain hemorrhage he suffered, after he was smacked in the head by a piece of scenery when leaving the stage during the show.  Six months after the awards, he almost died from a sub-arachnoid brain hemorrhage and it looks like that wasn’t just a coincidence.

He has filed a lawsuit against Tony Award Productions, CBS and others.  He says that it’s their fault for not instructing him on how to safely exit the stage.  Had they done their job, he never would have had to face that life and death situation.

Part of the suit reads,

“One of the most common causes of this type of hemorrhage is head trauma — exactly like the one Michaels suffered at the hands of the Tony Awards.”  Bret says producers have “failed and refused” to remedy the situation … and even blamed him for the mishap at the Tony Awards, claiming he “missed his mark.”

So far, no one from the Tonys has responded with a comment.  Is that a guilty silence?

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