How I wish I were at last night’s New York premiere of Arthur. I would have offered up any part of my body for Russell Brand to eat. And yes I”m well aware of how perverted that sounds. I seriously would love to dry hump Russell Brand. I wonder what my husband’s coworkers think when they read this stuff. They must really envy my husband *cough*.

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Russell Brand took a liking to Jake Pauly at the premiere and tried to eat him. Kidding of course. The pictures are hysterical.

Denise from OnLocationVacations.com was at the Ziegfeld Theatre last night and says:

Russell Brand arrived first and he pulled up in the vintage Rolls Royce.  He spent a lot of time going down the entire line of fans signing autographs and posing for pictures with everyone.  He was very nice and even kissed a few women on the cheek!

He looked to be in a great mood as did Dame Helen Mirren, Greta Gerwig and Jennifer Garner. I love these pictures! Arthur hits theatres this Friday (April 8). Will you be seeing it?

Lots of pics after the break.

Photos: Andres Oteros/WENN