Call me crazy, but this is one of the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen of Robert Pattinson.  I am older than Robert, but I don’t think I am quite old enough to suit his taste.  Sure he’s with Kristen Stewart now, but he has a thing for the older ladies.

Reese Witherspoon Says Robert Pattinson Is A Dirty Boy

He dished to Elle,

“I was always obsessed with Kate Moss.  On my bedroom wall I had a poster of [Exorcist star] Linda Blair and Kate Moss.  I always liked Jane Fonda [who's now 73]. Who else? Ellen Burstyn [78].

Guess what Robert really, really doesn’t like to do?  Dance.  Can you believe it?

“Dancing is my Achilles’ heel –I don’t even try,” he said. “It’s like, ‘Come on, dance!’ ‘No, I’m not getting up!’ I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I’m a great dancer then.”

I could show him some moves if he needs a little coaching.  But I think he and Kristen are in it for the long run.  But there is always hope, right?