Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon hit the red carpet for tonight’s world premiere of Water For Elephants at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York looking very dapper.

I still can’t believe that she describes their sex scenes as gross. I don’t care if he had bodily fluid coming from every orifice of his body, it would still be heaven. Is she afraid of offending her new husband? Come now. He’s in the business. He would totally understand if you waxed poetic about locking lips with Edward Cullen.

Reese Witherspoon Hated Making Out With Robert Pattinson!

I love Robert Pattinson. I think he is charming, decent, funny, humble, cute and sexy. But the brows need some coiffing. Maybe it’s for a new role? If not he needs to do some manscaping. I’ve included every picture of Robert Pattinson there was available to me. His facial expressions are priceless.

They are joined by Sara Gruen, Christoph Waltz, Julie Stiles, Hal Holbrook and others.

Lots of pictures after the break.

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