Glee’s Matthew Morrison had a little problem with some messy tenants that wouldn’t pay rent and pretty much trashed the house. He’s totally over them and wants out of his house. I have a feeling you can get a good deal for the house.

Did I mention the ‘tenants’ were RATS. That’s right plural. As in more than one. Apparently one night he came home to his bed filled with rat feces and a rat in the middle of his bed that he thought was dead. Turns out the rat was just taking a breather from crapping all over the place. When Matt went to catch it, the little bugger ran off:

“I tried to catch the rat and he darted away. And I kind of cornered him in this thing. I thought he was dead on my bed,” the actor explained. “So I put a bunch of plastic bags on my hand, and I went to grab him and he just darted off. He was on the windowsill, kind of just eyeing me. We were playing cat and mouse — or Matt and rat, I guess.”

Morrison then caught the critter, “ran downstairs in my underwear and threw him in this far away trash can.”

Rather than run screaming from the house like a man on fire (is there any other reaction that is appropriate given the circumstances) he just went to back to bed. No mention of whether or not he was in a plastic bubble or if he even cleaned the rat poop up or showered even. He just went to bed. I was really hoping to read how he showered and bleached the snot out of the house:

“I get up, run over and turn the light on, and this big guy is on my nightstand and he jumps on my bed,” Morrison said. “And he’s looking at me like, ‘What are you doing on my bed?’ He’s looking at me like I’m the a**hole.”

I’m sorry to say Mr. Morrison but you are an a**hole for not LEAVING. It was only until he went to bed that he realized there was a second rat which then prompted him to go to a hotel.

You may be able to pick it up for a good deal. You know with the economy and word that it’s rat-infested: “This is my house that I own,” he explained. “Now I want to put it back on the market!”

Would you let Matthew Morrison touch your privates now knowing he doesn’t shower before crawling into a bed covered in rat poop?

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