Despite his disdain for Hollywood, I Am Number Four’s Alex Pettyfer, 21,  has managed to land himself the role of a young Channing Tatum in Steven Soderbergh’s film Magic Mike which is based on Channing Tatum’s real-life sojourn into the world of male stripping.

Please, God, tell me we will see peen in this film. It’s 2011 for crying out loud.

Tatum will play Pettyfer’s mentor and teach him the fine art of hustling both on and off the stage. Soderbergh says the film will be ‘funny, sexy and shocking’. No mention of male-frontal nudity. Did I mention it’s 2011? By the time the film comes out it will probably be 2012. Do you think we could possibly see some peen? I can’t be the only one who feels this way.

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