PHOTOS - Jason Statham Shops In West Hollywood. Happy Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day to one and all. What better way to celebrate than to see Jason Statham and his manly hotness (does that even make sense) shopping in West Hollywood. I want to loofah my body with his bald little head.

If the day comes (or perhaps when the day comes) that he and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley get married I’m going to die a little inside. Not that I stood a chance (not to mention I’m freaking married), but Jason Statham is just so delicious. Something about his forearms drive me wild. That’s weird I know. What is your something that turns you on about a person?

I will take photos of Jason Statham shopping any day of the week.

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