Actually make that a first Arnold Schwarzenegger love child, as today’s outing of the existence of a child he had with a household staff member is allegedly the second love child.

The first love child apparently was written about in 2003 in The Daily Mail. Interestingly enough that article no longer exists.  I will not divulge the child’s name out of respect for his privacy, but given that I am linking to the article that does name him big deal, right? He may be an adult now, but he shouldn’t have to suffer because Arnie couldn’t keep it in his pants.

The woman he had the child with is Tammy Tousignant. The author of the original Daily Mail article, Schwarzenegger biographer Wendy Leigh revealed to Gawker:

“I’m hearing that this is a different child,” she says. “Which means there are two.”

And she’s quite adamant about her revelation back in 2003. The mother of the child was a stewardess on Schwarzenegger’s private plane and was in her late 20’s at the time she met the Sperminator.

And if you think this will come as a surprise to Maria Shriver, think again. The article goes on to say that Shriver had the woman sacked and that everyone, and they mean EVERYONE, knew this woman was his mistress at the time.

I’m going to go get a DNA test just to make sure I’m not Ahhhnie’s daughter. I recommend you should too. Ha! I just told my husband what I was going to do and he is actually hoping I am Ahhhnie’s daughter. Ca-ching.

Photo: Gawker

I tried listening to this song that Robert Pattinson recorded at Songs For A Room in London last year, but all I could think was how I am totally turned on by his facial hair. And I’m not a facial hair kind of girl, but for him, it gives him an edge that makes him even more doable than he already is. He could suck on my neck anytime the dirty vampire boy.

Here are some of the lyrics:

“It’s all on you, baby / You turned your back when I tried to learn / Still I cannot lift my eyes / If your hands are turning mine / But you dared not / What you said our souls could contain / They could contain / But now I’m gone / With a broken twisted soul in mind / But for how long? / Cause I’ve wasted this train of youth all on you, all on you.”

What do you think?

Jodie Foster Takes Her ‘Beaver’ (and Mel Gibson) to Cannes – PHOTOS

Mel Gibson’s only very loyal friend, Jodie Foster premiered her movie The Beaver at the 64^th Annual Cannes Film Festival where sugar tits made an appearance all dressed up in his tux.

Bar Refaeli was also at the premiere looking mouth-watering gorgeous. It really makes a girl wonder about Leonardo DiCaprio’s sanity.

Mel Gibson skipped the photocall for The Beaver but Foster, being the director and all, didn’t and did say Gibson would be at the premiere but wouldn’t be talking. She says of his tape-recorded racism:

“I can’t excuse Mel’s behavior. Only he can explain that,” Foster told reporters at Cannes. “But I do know the man that I know. He’s been a friend for many, many years, and as a friend, he is kind and loyal and thoughtful, and I can spend hours on the phone with him talking about life. And he’s complex, and I appreciate his complexity and what his complexity brings to his work.”

Gibson plays a suicidally depressed husband and father who seeks relief (and therapy) through his Beaver hand puppet.

Watch: Mel Gibson’s ‘The Beaver’ 3 Sneak Peek Clips

Mel Gibson Flashes His Beaver @ Rockefeller Centre

As bizarre as that all sounds, critics are saying it’s Gibson’s best work yet. Will you watch the movie?

Pictures after the break.

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Earlier news broke about Arnold Schwarzenegger, 63,  fathering a child with a woman that was on their household staff more than ten years ago. His estranged wife, Maria Shriver, 55 has released a statement in response to the news:

“This is a painful and heartbreaking time,” said Shriver, 55. “As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment.”

What more is there to say? The always classy Shriver keeps the statement simple yet concise. You just know she is going to come out of this stronger (if that’s even possible because she’s such a strong woman) and will probably eventually talk about it. But for now, I hope the press really does respect her and her children’s privacy.

Our thoughts and prayers to Maria and the kids.

Photo: WENN

If you watched Dancing With The Stars last night you would have seen Karina Smirnoff getting seriously pissed off and offended by judge Bruno Tonioli’s comments after her and Ralph Macchio’s performance.

Smirnoff rocked a leopard-print catsuit during their Salsa last night after which Tonioli said: ”you were too rough with your pussy, darling.” Meow.

The audience booed, much to Tonioli’s surprise, and Karina was shocked, offended and very unimpressed telling him ‘classy, classy’.  Tonioli is funny when he gets ramped up, but sometimes he crosses the line. Last night was one of those times. Smirnoff said after the show:

“We’ve never expected the judges to be on our side,” “They’ve haven’t been on our side for most of the season, but it was just inappropriate and rude and uncalled for.”

Her dance partner Ralph Macchio was equally unimpressed:

“That was just an unprofessional thing to do,” continued Macchio. “I thought the performances were great. We had a couple of days and I nursed my injury at the start of the week. We made a choice. I’ve seen this show do it a thousand times. We were shaking it and having fun and letting it out there and we went a little bigger than life because I’ve seen bigger than life work so well. We always choose elegance, reserve, classy. This was a chance to just break out and be funny. They bought it with lots of others but they didn’t buy it with us for whatever the reason.”

I don’t know what it is this season, but the judges seem to have their favourites regardless of how well the person performs.

Take a look at the video and tell me what you think. Isn’t a Salsa supposed to be sexy?

Katy Perry Wears Butt Crack Dress

Katy Perry almost looks like she was trying to pull a Lady Gaga with this ridiculous dress.  She hit the red carpet at the 2011 TV Week Logie Awards, held at Crown Casino in Melbourne wearing that insane looking dress.  Who wears something with those massive sleeves and a naked backside plastered on the front of themselves?

Katy Perry Is STUNNING On June’s ‘Vanity Fair’

Lady Gaga would do something like that.  But not Katy.  WTH?

Photo: Celebuzz