Charlie Sheen has his twin boys  Bob and Max this weekend and being the awesome father that he is, he’s teaching them stuff. Like words. He tells TMZ:

“I am teaching them words, because they’re speaking now.  I’m teaching them the word ‘rehab’ so they always know where their mom is.”

Isn’t that awesome? What an awesome father. Nothing like taking potshots at your ex-wife through your kids and teaching them hatred all at the same time. Because two year old twins need to learn about such things, right? What a fabulous influence he is.

Photo: TMZ

Lindsay Lohan can be seen in some provocative poses for Blank Magazine complete with a cigarette dangling from her lips and her grasping her left breast. She does that in a couple of the pictures. I guess we all have a dominant boob, yes?

I think she looks fabulous. I know haters will try to pick the pictures apart, but she’s looking healthy, and sexy. And her eyes look amazing.

The look in these photos is a retro vibe with a hamburger thrown in on one of them. It’s rare you see people eating hamburgers in fashion shoots. Fashion and eating just never seem to go hand-in-hand, but it makes me hungry. If you did a fashion shoot with any food, what would you choose? I’d choose cake.  Anytime is a good time for a hunk of cake.

Kendra Wilkinson’s first book Sliding Into Home was all about her stripper days, her coked out days and how she managed to weasel herself into the Playboy mansion.  Now that she has lived the life of a bunny, snagged up an NFL dude to take care of her and popped out a kiddo, her life is complete.

And Kendra’s baby Hank has inspired her to write another book, specifically on motherhood.  (All together now, ‘awwww’.) However, I have a slight hunch that money might have a bit to do with her desire to share her expertise on life as a mother of one.

Wilkinson recently told People magazine that she is ready for the fourth season of her show Kendra and:

I am writing a second book. So I’ll be everywhere! My new book will be about being a mom, it’s the continuation of book number one.  This book is definitely more fun to write than my first one because it’s all about what I think today, not telling a story about the past.”

So what kind of advice does she have for moms?  She said:

“My number one piece of advice to all moms is to just breathe. Take time for yourself, even if it’s just going to the bathroom and taking a couple of breathers! Take at least five minutes out of the day for yourself, you deserve it.”

From what it sounds like Kendra is going to be taking at least five minutes of her day to work on creating baby Baskett number two.
Danity Donnaly is is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip.  Danity is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who enjoys pancakes and diet coke. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake.

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The one thing these blinds all have in common is the vagina. For one reason or another. One of them (and no it’s not the first blind) is so freaking obvious I want to scream it from the top of my house. Actually what I wanted to do was post a picture of the couple but the lawyers would be up my ass in no time.

How do you screw around on your honeymoon? Why on earth get married if you are screwing around on your honeymoon? Tiger? Anyone?

Thank you to Brian Moylan of Gawker for assembling these blinds allowing my lazy ass to not have to.

1. “There’s a good reason why this actress’ skin is glowing and she looks so happy lately. She’s pregnant! Our girl is only about eight weeks along at this point, so you probably won’t see a baby bump for a few more weeks. However, she is currently filming a role that requires form-fitting clothing, so it will be interesting to see if she drops out as she gains weight. Although she is not married or engaged to the Baby Daddy, she is very happy in their relationship. He’s not as excited as she is about being a parent, but he really likes her and is fine with the news. No plans for the two to get married at this time, which is just as well, as the relationship has moved along so fast as it is. Besides, he’s working on a lot of projects of his own and has already done the family thing, so we doubt he’s in a hurry to make this new little family official.” [Blind Gossip]

2. “This D lister and his new bride just got back from their honeymoon. I don’t know how long I give their marriage considering they each were messing around with other people during the honeymoon. The D lister already has had a date and he just got back this week.” [CDaN]

3. “This star is part of an ensemble cast that gets together every once in a while to hang out. Our star is not the brightest star of the bunch but she is one of the nicest. Because she is so nice, and generally well liked by every body in the group it’s caused some jealousy issues with one of the cattier stars. The jealousy boiled over after the group hung out several weeks ago and the jealous actress had a few drinks in her. She got her hands on a used tampon and put it on the driver’s seat of the nice celeb’s car. When the nice star was walked out to her car by the group, everyone saw it and although she denied it was hers, everyone was still grossed out.” [BuzzFoto]

The song that everybody loves to hate, Friday, by Rebecca Black isn’t bad enough for Glee. The cast will be covering the YouTube sensation’s song on their May 10th episode which happens to be entitled ‘Prom Queen’.

I know it’s not the best song created in the world, but it’s hardly so bad as to warrant death threats. The kid has man-berries to do what she’s done.

What do you think of Glee covering Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ song? Will you stop watching the show? Ha!

British funnyman Ricky Gervais has joined on the do the voice of the spy dog, Argonaut, in the fourth Spy Kids franchise: Spy Kids: All The Time in the World.

According to EW this instalment features Jeremy Piven, Jessica Alba and Joel McHale. Gervais says of the role:

“Not only am I lending my voice toSpy Kids, but they can keep it. I’m sick of it.”

The film is written and directed by hunky Robert Rodriguez and will be in theatres in August where, naturally, it’s in 3D.

Do you like the Spy Kids’ franchise? Will you be seeing number 4? Believe it or not I’ve not even seen one of them!

Photo: WENN