Anthony Weiner Confesses It Was Actually His Weiner

Rep. Anthony Weiner held a news conference this afternoon in New York in which he finally confessed to sending a shot of his johnson to a lady that wasn’t his wife and then lying that his Twitter account was hacked once the pictures went public. He made that story up because he was horrified when he realized the picture went to the public timeline and not a private DM as he had intended.

In addition to that he admitted to sending lewd photos of his penis to 6 other women over the last 3 years. Dude is either very proud or very stupid. Perhaps a combination thereof. Having not seen said johnson, I can’t give an opinion.

Why don’t people like him just get into porn and get it over with. He broke down during his conference and apologizes to the lady who was horrified by his penis and also to his wife and family.

He was clear in that he had never met any of these women or had physical relationships with them.