Gerard Butler looks all slippery and wet as he walks along the beach with his wetsuit halfway down his gorgeous effing chiselled body in Los Angeles this past weekend.

I can’t tell you the very dirty things I think of when I see him like this. Not that I’ve seen him like this very often, but you catch my drift. He evokes some very intense primal reactions from me. My neighbours just called to ask if I got a pet pig or something because they heard strange noises coming from my house. Yes,l it’s like that.

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