Peter Fonda and his girlfriend Parky DeVogelaere

Jane Fonda’s little brother, Peter Fonda believes that the third time is the charm as he just got married for the third time! His latest wife is Margaret “Parky” DeVogelaere.  He took her down his beaten path, or aisle, in Hawaii according to Fonda’s rep.

He first married Susan Brewer, then Portia Crockett.  Let’s see if this one will last, till death do them part.

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Gerard Butler looks all slippery and wet as he walks along the beach with his wetsuit halfway down his gorgeous effing chiselled body in Los Angeles this past weekend.

I can’t tell you the very dirty things I think of when I see him like this. Not that I’ve seen him like this very often, but you catch my drift. He evokes some very intense primal reactions from me. My neighbours just called to ask if I got a pet pig or something because they heard strange noises coming from my house. Yes,l it’s like that.

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When I read that Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison 51 married a 16 year old my first thought was where the f*ck are her parents? How does this happen? What on earth does a grown-ass man have in common with a child that prompts him to MARRY HER?

This is so disturbing on many levels I don’t even know where to begin.  The bride is Courtney Alexis Stodden who is trying to break into the country music industry (cue the banjos). The couple released a joint statement:

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,” the couple said in a statement released by their spokesperson. “But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

Controversial? Try disgusting.

As you can see, this post has been updated to include the wedding photo courtesy of E!. I must say she does not look 16 at all. Secondly you have to wonder if this is all for publicity sake? Exactly how old was she when they started dating? The girl is gorgeous but I would never think she was only 16. If legally she is, she’s still a minor regardless of how old she looks.

Two new Hi-Res images for the upcoming Jason Statham/Clive Owen (I love that his character’s name is “Spike”) testosterone fest, The Killer Elite have surfaced, thanks to comingsoon.net.

In the first one we see Jason Statham looking all action adventure-y (not to mention hotly stubbled,) and in the second,  we get Robert De Niro as Statham’s mentor.

I’ve also included a couple of previously released images of De Niro. I like the one with the shades. He looks pretty good for someone about to turn 68.

Also, thanks to collider.com we have a new still of Jason Statham and Clive Owen grappling over me…I mean…oh hell I don’t care why they’re grappling. I’m just oddly glad that they are.

Dominic Purcell (“Prison Break”, Blade: Trinity) is also in this, because, ya know…there just wasn’t enough hotness in it before. (I’m aware sarcasm doesn’t work well in print, but I do it anyway.)  I’m hoping he’ll get to use his native British accent.

The plot revolves around a retired SAS man, Britain’s Elite Special Air Service, who is forced out of retirement when old comrades start being murdered.

Based on a novel by Ranulph Fiennes, the film, directed by Gary McKendry, also stars Yvonne Strahovski, Aden Young, Ben Mendelsohn, Lachy Hulme, Firass Dirani, Grant Bowler and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and opens in the US on 23 September 2011

Hugh Hefner 85 was to have married Crystal Harris this past Saturday (June 18, 2011) but instead had his new gold digger girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund move in with him after Crystal Harris called off their wedding 5 days beforehand.

The new girl is twenty four days older than Crystal so for sure Hef and her have much more in common. I’m sure she won’t mind the 9 p.m. curfew, not speaking with men under the age of 85 and watching old movies with gramps. I mean she has to earn her keep somehow right?

The two were cuddling and kissing on movie night and referring to each other as babe. It’s a little hard to finish this post off what with all the projectile vomit on my computer screen.

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Heidi Montag has gone on the record for saying that she works out 14 hours a day. This is a case of some crazy biotch believing her own sh*t. I mean really! Is she aware there are only 24 hours in any given day which would leave 10 hours to sleep and have a life? She tells US Weekly at the Wet Republic pool party she and Crystal Harris had in Vegas:

“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,”. “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

Apparently the 5’2” reality star (I would have thought she was much taller than that) shot up to 130 pounds (which is not HUGE for that height) and is now back down to 103. And she did it the old fashioned way:

“I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights,” she said. “When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”

I don’t know about all this. This sounds to me like her desperate attempt to get some attention back on her huge knockers. Oh, and she addresses those as well (of course) stating she took a year off from working out:

“My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”

Her breasts need an escape route.

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