Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon are dunzo after one year together, Us Weekly is reporting.  So the hot ass is back on the market boys.  This is great news for the rest of the world.

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“After lengthy conversations, they’ve taken what they call a ‘permanent break,’” one insider close to the couple tells Us. Duchess Kate’s little sister met Loudon, a 30-year-old cricketeer turned finance whiz, on a blind date set up by mutual pals.  “They hope to stay friends,” adds a second source. “They’re doing their best to move on in a dignified manner.”

I am sure Pippa will move on quickly, but how is he going?

“Alex is upset but getting on,” a friend tells Us.

Yeah, I’ll bet.  How would you feel?  SO who is her next man going to be?  Guesses?

Justin Timberlake Spike TV's 5th Annual 2011 'Guys Choice Awards'

Justin Timberlake likes his weed.  He shared with the July issue of Playboy,

“The only thing pot does for me is that it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that just needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

Justin admitted he was stoned when Ashton Kutcher’s team pretended to be government agents seizing his property because of unpaid income taxes on the premiere episode of Punk’d in 2003.

“I actually stopped smoking pot for nine to 10 months after that, I was so stoned,” he confesses. “If you ask my friends, if they’re honest they would say that’s the only way to get me as dizzy as I was.”

OMG.  That is hilarious!   Ashton of course cut most of the footage from the episode because those blurbs are only like 10 minutes long.  But Justin says,

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“What you didn’t see from the episode, because it was a 45-minute affair cut down to 10 minutes, was me showing up and being like ‘What the [bleep] are you people doing on my property? Get the [bleep] out of here!’ ” he reveals. “Then they started rattling off my parents’ address, and I was like ‘Holy [crap], hold on a second.’ I mean everyone was got good on that show — me probably the best.”

Wow.  Thank you JT.  That was an awesome laugh, all over again.

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Natalie Portman 30, gave birth to her first child, a boy with fiance (and Black Swan choreographer) Benjamin Millepied People is reporting exclusively. She and Millepied became engaged before she won an Oscar and now she has the best prize of them all: a bouncing baby boy.

Congratulations to the first-time parents.

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The LA Times today reported that Jon Favreau’s HOTLY anticipated summer action adventure flick, Cowboys & Aliens will have its World Premiere at this year’s San Diego Comic Con.

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Appearing Sunday night, and speaking after a screening of Iron Man at the Hero Complex Film Festival, director Favreau said details are still being hammered out but screening his film at SDCC is something of a gift to his fans, thanking them for their support:

“…not only are we going to premiere it there, we’re going to find a way to include as many of the fans as possible. I feel like they’ve come out for me, they’ve supported me.”

The film revolves around a stranger with no memory of his past, who wanders into a town already living in fear and eventually pulls together a posse comprised of former opponents – townsfolk, outlaws and Apache warriors. United against a common enemy, they will prepare for an epic showdown for survival.

Here’s the latest trailer for the film that stars Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford:

In addtion to Craig and Ford (playing Indiana Jones grandfather I think,) the film also stars Sam Rockwell (who appears to be channeling Jason Priestly from Tombstone,) Directed by the aforementioned Jon Favreau, it’s produced by Brian Grazer, Ron Howard, Steven Spielberg (!) and the king of all Hollywood, Ryan Kavanaugh and opens in theaters July 29

Five days before she was to wed her grandfather, Hugh Hefner 85, Crystal Harris, 24 has called off the wedding. I guess the thought of boning grandpa forever and eternity was even too much for her to handle.

It seems the two had a huge argument this past weekend and she decided that was it and moved her stuff out of the mansion. TMZ is reporting that multiple sources say the wedding is off. She was to become Mrs. Hugh Hefner this coming Saturday (June 18, 2011).

Is this a case of typical pre-wedding jitters or the sudden realization that it just doesn’t get dark enough? I’m way older than that biotch and let me tell you, there is not enough alcohol in the world to make me want to bump uglies with Hef.

UPDATE:

Crystal rebounds REALLY quick! Apparently she’s dating Dr. Phil’s son. Those boys of Dr. Phil’s sure like their Playmates don’t they?