Uptown - Jada Pinkett Smith

There is just something about Jada Pinkett Smith that has always gotten on my nerves.  Perhaps it’s her better-than-you attitude… her superior demeanor… I don’t know.  Just that look on her face on the cover of Uptown mag, I want to smack her.

She says she’s always been a warrior, but that’s always been just one part of her:

“Sometimes you have to live who you’re not, to know who you are,” she says.  “That same girl you saw in Menace is the same girl who even then was listening to metal. But nobody knew that. If you talk to the Queen Latifahs and the Tupac Shakurs, they’d say, ‘Of course!’ I’ve always been a lot of things.”

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So she’s above them too?

I watched a couple of episodes of her show, Hawthore, but she, once again, got on my nerves!

“It’s do or die,” she says about HawthoRNe’s third season. She gets animated (and slightly secretive) about it: “I can’t…. You’ve got to watch.”

You can check out the full article and see what sort of impression you have when you’re done.  This is all I can stomach right now.  The Smith empire is choking me out…..

Whitney Port Dyes Her Hair

Whitney Port has traded in her lovely blonde locks for some sexy new red ones!  The reality star/fashion designer posted the above photo on her site, sharing the new look with her fans.

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Hi tootsies,
My colorist Johnny Ramirez and I have been having a lot of fun with my hair lately experimenting with different shades of red. A few months ago, we went with a bright red which then gradually washed out to a strawberry blonde, and now I’ve gone sun kissed apricot! Do you guys like it??

FYI, these pics were taken on my blackberry — I’ll be posting better ones from my camera later.

xoxo,
Whit

So what do you think?  Do you like Whitney better as a redhead or a blonde?

Weston Gage is Pressing Charges

Weston Cage is pressing charges against the dude who gave him a severe beat down in Hollywood.   The guy who beat him up is Weston’s former trainer, Kevin Villegas.  The police are now performing a formal investigation.

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On the other end of it, Weston is being investigated as well because he supposedly instigated the fight by trying to roundhouse kick Kevin.  Go figure.

Nicolas Cage was by his son’s side for the trip to the hospital, but I wonder where he stands now?

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I’m thinking Jon Cryer is either living under a got damn rock or he thinks Charlie Sheen’s behavior is completely normal. In a recent interview with David Letterman, the Two and a Half Men star revealed that he had no idea that Charlie was on the verge of a major breakdown. He also claims that nobody else was prepared for the unraveling of what would be the public slams between Sheen and executive producer Chuck Lorre.

Cryer said, “We didn’t see where it was going. This has never happened before. Honestly, it wasn’t like, back in 1963 everybody remembers when Fred MacMurray went batshit and started talking about Freemason ninjas and stuff. He was crazy! And Vivian Vance started urinating on the set of Here’s Lucy. You remember that? That was great fun! Nobody was prepared for this. I did not see it coming. Nobody saw it coming…” How could you NOT? Eye roll.

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He adds, “None of us wanted to continue with the show if we felt it was hurting him, and there was a point when everyone felt like… there was no control here… When (the show was temporarily) shut down, it was the end of the world for some people. There are a lot of fans of the show… and when we shut down, it hit people hard.”

Even though Sheen got canned and replaced with Ashton Kutcher, you better believe Cryer is happy he still has a steady paycheck. And, he wants Charlie to live a happy and healthy life. He explains, “I want him to stay sober, I want him to be reunited with his family: That would be the best thing.” What does he mean by ‘stay sober’? Is Charlie sober or just batshit crazy?

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A member of Lady GaGa’s security team seems to be a bit of a buffoon and roughed a fan up for taking GaGa’s picture Monday night when she went to an after party at the Top of The Standard following her tribute and Fashion Icon Award at the CFDA gala.

Allegedly the knuckle-dragger saw a fan take a picture of her as GaGa was coming down the stairs from the roof and according to a ‘spy’:

One of her over-protective security guards started roughing him up. He pushed the guy up the stairs, grabbed his phone and threw it, then dragged him back up onto the roof.”

Lady GaGa was a bit afraid she would have her ass sued mortified at Bam-Bam ‘s stupidity and said to him: ”What are you doing? Leave him alone.” The source added that Gaga, “looked embarrassed and shook her head.”

FoxNews did not receive any reply from GaGa’s rep and the event’s rep had ‘no comment’ which usually means it happened.

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At the same party Nicki Hilton was allegedly wasted and making a fool out of herself.

Photo: WENN