Willie Nelson is in the clear.  He’s going to continue to sing his tunes, smoke his weed, and he’s not going to have to take a break to serve time behind bars for his troubles aboard his tour bus.  He  agreed to plead no contest to misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.  Nelson worked the deal out and agreed to plea no contest.

Willie Nelson Receieves Celebrity Justice

So now he only has to pay a $500 fine and behave himself for 30 days… then the judge will drop the case completely.  Seriously?!  Yes.  The judge is obviously a Nelson fan and so am I.  Leave the old fart alone.  Let him smoke his weed and live out his life “happy” just the way he likes it.

Nelson’s lawyer, Joe Turner, tells TMZ,

“Willie is glad to have it all behind him. Everyone was very fair.”

Ya think?!

Photo: TMZ

Hayden Panettiere US Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event

So we originally thought that Hayden Panettiere was dating New York Jets QB, Mark Sanchez.  They were out to lunch… so they had to be together, together, right?  Well, it seems that she’s chosen a different Jet.   It’s only been one month since she split with Ukrainian heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko, and now she’s dating New York Jets player Scotty McKnight.  So Mark didn’t do it for her?  Who knows?  But This Scotty boy seems to do the trick.

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko Have Split

“I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with Mark and his buddies,” the actress told Us in NYC June 2. “I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I’m into sports so we have a lot in common.”

Well, either way, Hayden is adorable next to any guy because they are always giants and she’s a munchkin.

Photo: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN

Weston Cage Los Angeles Screening of "Drive Angry"

Nicolas Cage 47,  needs to change his middle name from Kim to Trouble.  That man has always got trouble on his plate.  This time around, it’s his son, Weston Cage. He’s been taken to the hospital by ambulance for a mental evaluation and possible 5150 psychiatric hold, TMZ is reporting.

Weston Cage 20, was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something off of the menu and then Weston flipped out, trying to beat up his trainer.  The trainer took him out, but he got up and continued his antics.

The cops came and ended up putting him on a gurney, and witnesses believe he was “on something” which is pretty obvious, right?

Weston is in the hospital now, being evaluated, and his daddy Nic Cage is there with him, and has cleared his schedule to be with his son until this all gets figured out.

Parenthood is rough, but sh*t like this takes the cake.

Photo: WENN

“Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Turn to the right
Oooh, fashion!”

Monday June 6,  at the CFDA (Council Fashion Designers of America) Awards at New York’s Alice Tully Hall, Gerard Butler, dressed in an OMG FREAKIN’ FABULOUS three piece suit that clung to those thighs of death and hugged his broad shoulders as if he stepped out of some designer’s wet dream (which designer I have not been able to ascertain. Thanks to Phoenixgirl it’s John Varvatos.

If anyone knows please tell me, it’s driving me NUTS!), presented the award for Menswear Designer of the Year to Michael Bastian of GANT by Michael Bastian (who was apparently the industry favorite and who’s only had his own line since ’06 and has been nominated for this award every year since then! Congratulations!)  I am completely enamored of that suit with the tone on tone lapels. (In some lights it looks black, in others blue.)

Good Golly Miss Molly! Some people certainly do clean up well! He may dress like a frat boy in his every day life but there are very few who fill out a well cut suit the way this man does. Is it me or does he seem to be asking if those pants make his butt look big in a couple of those pics? (Trust me G, that would not be possible.)

It’s been like coming out of the desert after a very long, very dry sojourn and finding an oasis of Gerry Juice the past two days! Where’s my crazy straw?

Pictures after the break.

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Various character posters have hit various spots on the web today for the Conan the Barbarian remake starring that Polynesian-hunk-of-man-meat Jason Momoa.

Cinemablend has captured them all in one place and included are posters for Corin (Ron Perlman), Tamara (Rachel Nichols), and Marique (Rose McGowan-at least I think it’s Rose McGowan. Whoever that is using her name hasn’t looked like Rose McGowan in a long time.)

Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo) Steps Out for Sierra Leone – PHOTOS

Of course the only one I care about is of Khal Drogo…I mean Conan himself…

*thud*

Okay, one more (previously released) poster:

Hell with Uncle Peter and the smelling salts…I’m off to Wally World for one of those little battery operated FANS (what’d you think I was gonna say?) to take into the theater with me!

And since I know I’ve whet your appetite for more, click ‘continued reading’. You won’t be disappointed.

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