A new full length trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson’s version of The Three Musketeers, this one in 3D, has dropped. I have to say that this does make the movie look like a lot more fun than the first one we got.  This makes the film, with it’s flying wooden ships held aloft by hot air balloons, (the “war machines” that Orlando Bloom’s Duke of Buckingham is so pleased with,) explosions and ninja assassins in hoop skirts, look like Alexandre Dumas by way of Jules Verne channeling Jerry Bruckheimer.

At least in this we get a better look at Christoph Waltz as Cardinal Richelieu and Mrs. Paul W.S. Anderson, Milla Jovavich, as M’lady DeWinter, not to mention the aforementioned Duke of Buckingham. (Bloom looks like the very definition of ‘fop’).

The titular Muskeeteers, Athos (Matthew Macfadyen),  Porthos (Ray Stevenson), and Aramis (Luke Evans) look fantastic. Ray Stevenson goes a long way toward redeeming himself for Thor with his look for Porthos. They sound fantastic too… all except young Logan Lerman as D’Artagnan. The other Musketeers all have lilting British accents and the powerful voices of manly men. While I realize his character is much younger, I just know I’m going to be yanked out of any moment in which D’Artangan has to speak with that flat American accent.  We don’t hear Richelieu, but even if Waltz can’t manage French, we’re going to get a Continental German accent. (Although since he spoke French in Inglourious Basterds, I’m betting he can manage an accent.) We don’t hear Jovovich speak either but given that she’s originally from what is now the Ukraine, she might be able to summon one up as well. I don’t know. I’d love to be wrong about Lerman, but it was definitely something I noticed in the trailer.

Reportedly, the Dumas novel only provides the framework for this story so we shouldn’t expect to see the classic tale. The screenplay was co-written by Andrew Davies, who has written so many scripts for high-brow British television (and some not so high) that it gives me hope for what he’s managed to do here.

The cast also includes Mads Mikkelsen (hello!) as Rochefort, Til Schweiger and the adorable Juno Temple as Queen Anne.

The Three Musketeers swashbuckles its way into UK theaters on 12 October, the US & Canada on 14 October.

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My VERY reliable source tells me that yesterday (June 27, 2011) Robert Pattinson spent naked for about 12 hours save for something covering his privates on the set of Cosmopolis shooting scenes.

As soon as this source said the words naked with Robert Pattinson’s name in the same sentence I kind of blanked out and started drooling a little (lot).  I think RPattz was in bed for the majority of that time (clearly it was an in-the-studio shoot) but I can’t be 100% sure. My source? I am totally 100% sure about.

I asked if Robert Pattinson was embarrassed to be laying about with his junk barely covered and source said ‘not at all’ and that RPattz was very cool.

In fact source told me that RPattz is ‘the nicest guy, very level-headed and not at all affected by show business’.

The set of Cosmopolis itself is an amazing place to be (as I’ve heard from others). Oh, and because the source knows how I love dogs, told me that RPattz’s rescue dog is getting so big and is as big a sweetheart just like its owner.

Not earth-shattering news, but just one more reason to wait anxiously for Cosmopolis to hit theatres. Let’s just hope David Cronenberg (who I’m told is amazing) doesn’t CUT those scenes out or down (although I don’t think I can expect the full 12 hours of a naked Robert Pattinson in the film).

Cosmopolis is shooting night scenes in downtown Toronto tonight with Paul Giamatti. Wish I could tell you where, but I can’t. Wish I could be there but I can’t *sniff*.

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Back in February’s Super Bowl, they teased us. They teased us again in March. Now, we finally have a trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger starring Chris Evans as skinny little “90 lb asthmatic” Steve Rogers aka Captain America.

From the official synopsis: “Steve Rogers (Evans) volunteers to participate in an experimental program that turns him into the Super Soldier known as Captain America. As Captain America, Rogers joins forces with Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan) and Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) to wage war on the evil HYDRA organization, led by the villainous Red Skull”

In the trailer we see Rogers as he volunteers for the experimental program that turns him into a ‘Super Soldier’.

What I want to know is how come his pants still fit? I must say I’m with Atwell’s Peggy Carter, I want to reach out and touch too!

Directed by Joe Johnston (Jumanji, Hidalgo), the cast includes “I asked for an army and all I got was you” Tommy Lee Jones (always a good excuse to go to the movies), Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper (as Tony Stark’s Dad!) and Stanley Tucci, whose German accent makes him sound like a cartoon version of Albert Einstein. Only fitting since this based on a Marvel comic book. Besides, he never disappoints. Plus, as if we needed more eye candy, there’s Richard Armitage…(she said, eyebrows cartoonishly waggling)

Captain America: The First Avenger blasts into theaters 22 July in the US & Canada. The UK gets it one week later on 29 July.

A new trailer has been released for Alexander Payne’s The Descendants starring George Clooney as Matt King, a father on the verge of a nervous breakdown, trying to reconnect with his two teen-aged daughters after his wife has an accident and lingers on life-support. The title refers to the land that been handed down to his family from Hawaiian royalty. In addition to his other problems, King must decide whether or not to sell his family’s legacy.