My first thought, okay my second thought, when I saw this was “do I dare do another Conan the Barbarian” post? Can I help it if Lionsgate’s publicity machine is cranked up to 11 already and there’s still a over a month to go before release? Can I help it if Jason Momoa is staring at me with those bedroom eyes out from under all of that hair all the while he’s wielding his mighty…sword?

Seriously, do you think it’s mere coincidence he’s holding the sword that way or do you think they’re subliminally trying to suggest something else? Paging Dr. Freud! (Oooo Viggo Mortensen is playing Freud in A Dangerous Method…which makes me think of Michael Fassbender…*drool* But I digress…) Which of course brings me to my first thought: “HOLY CRAP! Did it just get hot in here??”

Conan the Barbarian 3D is being described as a FANTASY action adventure film after all…You put the emphasis where you want, I’ll put it where I want.

Jason Momoa brings the hotness to a theater near you starting on August 19th.