Bree Olson is on the cover of the August 2011 issue of Playboy and inside she doesn’t hold back about how she feels about Charlie Sheen both in and out of bed.

“He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s superfunny,” “And he’s good in bed. I mean, he’s had a lot of practice.”

And don’t think Charlie was a brute or anything. Oh no. Quite the opposite, he was:

“gentle and considerate “He’s just a rock star. He’s a powerhouse. He’s a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he’s just so enticing sexually.”

Excuse me while I book my flight to Los Angeles to become his Geriatric Goddess (not that I’m a senior citizen or anything but in the world of Hollywood, Goddesses and Porn I suppose I’m a little too old hehe).

Moving along. So did she have sex with the other Goddess Kenly?

“That was a lie,” “I didn’t really even know her. Okay, all three of us got together, I think, twice. They did their thing together, and Charlie and I did our thing together. And we had two different beds. She and I would go to whichever bed, and he would pick. You know, ‘Where am I sleeping tonight?’”

How do you not remember stuff like that? ‘I think, twice’. Duhhhh. Wouldn’t you know? I know every single person I have ever licked. Thank gawd for videos, tape recorders and cameras.

And if you are hoping to see her continue her porn film career, think again bitches. She’s going mainstream. Why? She’s WINNING.

Are you shocked by this information or just wish (I) she didn’t share?