Okay, Lionsgate is officially trying to kill me. (I’m sorry I said what I said about Shattered okay? You win!) Seriously, this new trailer from Lionsgate and Dark Horse Comics (the publishers of the Conan the Barbarian Comics based on the works of Robert E. Howard) … is friggin’ AWESOME!

It’s the best one yet, no doubt. There’s more of everything we liked about the previous trailers not to mention the visuals are clearer and the sound quality is better. My question at this point is, if they can make this trailer look this good on my 2D computer monitor, why the hell did the movie need to be retrofitted for 3D? Just sayin’.

“Live. Love. Slay.” Behold the dangerous beauty that is Jason Momoa as Conan the Barbarian…

Oh by the way, I’ve been doing this man a disservice…and that just won’t stand. I’ve been calling him “Samoan” because I read it somewhere, and he’s actually Hawaiian. Half Hawaiian at that. The other half is Irish and Native American. Which, I must say is still an insanely hot combination. The other thing is, I’ve been totally objectifying him and he’s “an artist through and through. An artist stuck in this big guy’s body.” He says he just wants to constantly be doing something “creative.”

Conan say, “I Do Not Want Your Kingdom!”

He’s acted in, produced and directed two short films from his own scripts. He created two cute kids with Lisa Bonet, which may be the hottest thing about him. He’s totally nuts about his partner (He calls her his wife but, I can’t find any confirmation they’re married-they’re probably happier than most people with the paper. They live this artsy bohemian existence in the hills above Los Angeles in a grove of Meyer lemon trees. *sigh*). And that is just sexy.  It also makes him one helluva DILF. I can’t help it! He also likes older women. His last long term relationship before Bonet (who is 12 years his senior), was with Simmone Mackinnon (Yes, Gerard Butler fans, that  Simmone Mackinnon. I told you all roads lead to G. Still don’t believe me? Jason Momoa built his Conan body with the 87eleven stunt team, that also helped whip Gerard Butler into 300 shape.) Sorry to go all fan girly-but I may be in love.

Take a seat. Seriously, some very beautiful Jason Momoa pictures below!