It seems like it’s been awhile since we had any news of the Jason Statham/Robert De Niro/Clive Owen testosterone fest, Killer Elite. Perhaps it’s just been overshadowed by the more high-brow fare coming down the chute for festival season. In any case, we’ve got two new clips to share and trust me, you are gonna want to see these.

The first one gives us ‘The Stath’ chatting to (or is it chatting up?) Yvonne Stahovski (“Chuck”) then exercising his rights of pure macho manliness. Love the way his eyes go from soft to alert in a flash when he hears the gunfire. I also love the way he wraps that arm around Yvonne and pulls her close, like “mine”, without having to say it.

The second clip features Statham doing a couple of the other things he does best: running while looking menacing and brandishing a gun. I’m not sure who they’re chasing or why but I intend to see the movie and find out.

In case you missed it, Killer Elite follows a retired member of Britain’s Elite Special Air Service (Statham) who is forced into action when his mentor (Robert De Niro) is taken captive. His mission: kill three assassins dispatched by their cunning leader (It’s not right, how much I love that phrase – especially when associated with Clive Owen). It also stars Dominic Purcell, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Grant Bowler, Michael Dorman, and Ben Mendelsohn.

Killer Elite muscles its way into theaters in the UK, US & Canada on 23 September.

True Blood’s Denis O’Hare (Russell Edgington) got married in New York yesterday to his boyfriend Hugo! As you know New York is the latest state to allow for same-sex marriages. Welcome to 2011 bitches! It’s about time.

He tweeted the good news by saying:

Counting down to 1:00 p.m……who thought I”d ever see this day?

He then tweeted the above picture stating Mr. and Mr. Congratulations to the happy couple!

Emma Watson 21, looks very grown up, gorgeous and glamorous in these Lancome campaign photos.  Emma has been named the ambassadress for the Lancome empire:

“I was incredibly flattered to be asked to be the ambassadress. I think Lancome has so much class and style and history.”

That it does! Do you use their products? The ONLY scent I will ever wear is their Tresor perfume. It is a gorgeous, ‘clean’ scent. I get people complimenting how I smell all the time, lol.

This campaign was shot in March and her hopes for it:

 ”I hope it brings a sense of optimism and fun and a sense of youthful energy life is just kind of like magical and full of surprise. I wanted the campaign’s love story to be about that. There’s something modern but also timeless about that kind of story.”

Mission accomplished according to Lancome’s President and CEO Youcef  Nabi:

 ”Thanks to her charm, romanticism and her incredible modernity, Emma Watson has become the icon of her generation. We are delighted by this new collaboration with Emma, who brings a fresh spirit to Lancome.”

How can you argue with that? If Ms. Nabi would like to send me some perfume so I can continue smelling pretty it would be greatly appreciated.

Friday’s Fabulous Fashionista is Daniel Craig’s Leading Lady: Rachel Weisz

Good bye little black dress; hello little red dress!

Nothing radiates the look of love more than newly married Rachel Weisz as she steps out in this simple Valentino Resort 2012 red hot number  with bow-capped sleeves and nude pumps after attending a screening of The Whistleblower  in NYC this week.   Bvlgari jewels and Judith Leiber clutch complete the look of effortless chic!   Nice to see her return to the red carpet.  Daniel Craig, you are one lucky dude!

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

Crystal Harris is the kind of girl who is her own worst enemy only she’s too busy blaming everyone else  much of a douche to ever see it. Rather than be a grown up, show some grace, class and dignity and simply say ‘I was out of line when I made disparaging remarks about my pimp for the last two years’, she blames Howard Stern:

“The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry,”

Oh boo f*cking hoo. The Stern interview consisted of her describing how Hef lasted two minutes in the sack (the one time they had sex according to her) until she walked away because she was ‘over it’ and he didn’t turn her on and that she didn’t ever see him naked.

I know life at the mansion was sheltered but give me a break, this biotch knew Stern’s style. Don’t play dumb blonde now. Did he think she was on his show to make new friends?

Crystal is a user. She will say and ‘be’ however she needs to be to get what she wants out of a situation. When she’s done using (and by done, she can’t squeeze anything more out of the situation and she will only be in that situation if there is something to gain from it in the first place), she will talk smack about them.

But people can be gullible and pretty much believe any shizz that’s told to them. I predict her shelf life to be very short lived. She offers nothing. Of course that doesn’t include a life in porn. I’m sure even she could pull that off. She is very fake and phony after all.

He might be old and have a wrinkly johnson, but Hef has class and grace (even though his sexcapades make me want to hurl boulders of vomit) and this girl probably doesn’t even understand what that means.

Rachel Zoe 39, and her husband Rodger Berman have splashed out $87,000 for their four month-old son Skyler’s nursery. Because god-forbid he should wake up to an Ikea dresser or anything. He would be scarred for life.

Rachel blessed ABC (and the world) with a tour of his nursery and US provides the details:

 Zoe proudly showed off Skyler’s $1,160 Gucci bomber jacket, as well as his $3,700 shoe collection. Though the infant is too young to walk, his footwear options include a $150 pair of Tod’s loafers (among several other high-end labels). Skyler’s shoes are kept in an Oeuf mini-library, which retails for $650.

Skyler also owns a $1,400 Hermes blanket (with two matching $522 cushions) in his $914 crib. Should Skyler want to sleep somewhere else, he also has a $1,000 wooden bassinet.

Other pricey items in Skyler’s nursery include a giant stuffed giraffe ($163), a silver piggy bank ($1,355) and $78,000 worth of designer clothing, according to estimates by The Daily Mail

I’m always conflicted when it comes to this nonsense because it’s all relative. If you are a multi-millionaire (or billionaire), this isn’t out of the norm for you to splash out on a nursery. And if someone has that kind of money, power to them, right?

It just seems a tad wasteful given that infants outgrow things really quickly. I was reading the comments on US Magazine’s site and someone had the great idea that she should put the items on eBay once he outgrows them and give the money to charity! That’s a great idea.

What do you think, is this way too over-the-top for an infant?

Photo: WENN