Holy sexiness. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley poses provocatively for the August 2011 German issue of GQ magazine in a position that I can’t help but admit Jason Statham has probably seen MANY times. Bitch. Ha! I’m kidding.

Seriously, this girl just oozes sex appeal. And I doubt the girl is even trying. She probably wakes up looking like that and that’s probably the look she gives Jason Statham. Who can blame her?

I feel bad for her because she got some very bad reviews for Transformers. Did you see it? Was she really that bad?

'Teen Mom' Star

Teen Mom baby daddies, Corey Simms, Ryan Edwards, Gary Shirley, Adam Lind and Jo Rivera are all getting another round in the spotlight.  Ugh.  Yes, it’s true.  These tools are getting  a one-hour MTV special, Teen Dads.

“If it’s successful it’ll become a series,” a source tells In Touch exclusively.

A series?  OMG.  What is this world coming to?  Aren’t there hard working people out there who should be making a decent living rather than paying a bunch of losers to be filmed and aired on TV?  I soooo don’t get this.  Why oh why?  What is our world coming to?

Please tell me you’d never watch this crap!

Photo: INF

Michael Irvin Supporting The Gays

NFL star, Michael Irvin has taken a liking to the gays and is trying to gain some support from the “Godly community.”  He told Out Magazine that God gave everyone the freedom to choose who to love and you can’t mess with God.

This hasn’t come out of no where though, his older brother, Vaughn died in 2006 from stomach cancer and he was gay.

Last night TMZ saw Michael in front of Boa Steakhouse where he told them,

“Whoever you should want to be with, that choice is up to you.”

What do you think?  Check out the video over at TMZ.

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Mila Kunis Will Be Keeping Her Date With Marine Oh The Scandal

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Last night the 2011 ESPY Awards took place in Los Angeles last night to honour the latest and greatest in athleticism with lots of star power thrown in. We have the photos from both  the Red Carpet and press room.  If you have ESPN you would have seen it live last night.

Before I get into the sexiness of it all, is it me or has Jonah Hill lost some weight? He’s looking great! But looking positively sexified were Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. I’ll take a Ryson sammich please.

The ladies really brought it to the red carpet this year including Brooklyn Decker, Lindsay Vonn, Serena Williams (showing tons o boobage), Emanuelle Chriqui, Kerry Washington and more.  And of course athletes although given this is a celebrity website I’m less familiar about them! Winners’ list can be found at Chiff.

Pictures after the break.

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