Bree Olson is on the cover of the August 2011 issue of Playboy and inside she doesn’t hold back about how she feels about Charlie Sheen both in and out of bed.

“He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s superfunny,” “And he’s good in bed. I mean, he’s had a lot of practice.”

And don’t think Charlie was a brute or anything. Oh no. Quite the opposite, he was:

“gentle and considerate “He’s just a rock star. He’s a powerhouse. He’s a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he’s just so enticing sexually.”

Excuse me while I book my flight to Los Angeles to become his Geriatric Goddess (not that I’m a senior citizen or anything but in the world of Hollywood, Goddesses and Porn I suppose I’m a little too old hehe).

Moving along. So did she have sex with the other Goddess Kenly?

“That was a lie,” “I didn’t really even know her. Okay, all three of us got together, I think, twice. They did their thing together, and Charlie and I did our thing together. And we had two different beds. She and I would go to whichever bed, and he would pick. You know, ‘Where am I sleeping tonight?’”

How do you not remember stuff like that? ‘I think, twice’. Duhhhh. Wouldn’t you know? I know every single person I have ever licked. Thank gawd for videos, tape recorders and cameras.

And if you are hoping to see her continue her porn film career, think again bitches. She’s going mainstream. Why? She’s WINNING.

Are you shocked by this information or just wish (I) she didn’t share?

Entourage FINAL Season

HBO’s Entourage is getting ready to kick off its eighth (and final) season on July 24. Can you believe it’s almost over?  All good things must come to an end, right?  Well, during this one, Vince Chase (Adrian Grenier)  will be fresh out of rehab, and Eric (Kevin Connolly) and Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) will be dealing with relationship issues, while Drama gets a taste of success.  Sounds good to me!

Will you be tuning in?

Rihanna performs live at the Mandalay Bay Events Center

Rihanna has been on fire with her red hair and the stage during her LOUD tour…. literally.  But things aren’t going to slow down when the tour stops.  She has officially signed on for the new campaigns for Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans.

Um, can you say hot?  Rihanna and Armani? You just can’t go wrong.  She oozes sex appeal.  I see some high sales numbers in the near future for Armani.

Good choice guys!

Photo: Judy Eddy/WENN

Brad Pitt, Jessica Chastain and Sean Penn

Jessica Chastain is back on the market after a four year relationship with filmaker, Ned Benson.  An insider tells In Touch that ,

“Jessica’s career began to take off and she was more and more distracted. So they recently decided to break up.”

If you aren’t familiar with Jessica, she’s in the new movie,  The Tree of Life, with Brad Pitt and Sean Penn.  How adorable is she?  I love her red hair.  Being red is so much better than blonde. Yeah, I’m blonde.

Photo: WENN

Kim Kardashian exits a production office in Studio City

Kim Kardashian has an amazingly hot $250,000 Rolls-Royce Ghost, but apparently it’s not hot enough.  She has had it super pimped out.  I thought they came custom pimped, but what do I know?

Kim Kardashian Joins Great Cause

Kim took her sexy ride to Platinum Motorsport in West Hollywood and had silver wheels made exclusively for her added for just $7,000.  Then she threw in LED lights for the front of the car, custom floor mats and new paneling.  Um, what?

She then went over the top completely changing the ceiling color.  OMG.  This is totally making me laugh.  Out.  Loud.  Ha!!!!

And the cherry on top is that she’s shopping for another luxury vehicle. How often do we even see her drive?   She’s always got a drive.  I don’t get it.

Photo: WENN

Jessica Simpson Loving Her Birthday Gift

In bags that is!  On Sunday Jessica Simpson celebrated her 31st birthday in style. One that included an orange Hermès Birkin bag.  Yummo!  She Tweeted the happy news:

“Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who?”

“Life is such a gift. Thank you to all of my family, friends, and fans for all of your birthday wishes and unconditional love. I’m so HAPPY!”

Jessica Simpson Joins ‘Fashion Star’

I adore Jess and I am so happy to see her truly content and this HAPPY!  She deserves it.  Jessica is a total gem and I can’t wait to see her walk down the aisle again.