It’s my favorite Dothraki War Lord’s birthday! Joseph Jason Namakaeha Momoa is 32 today. I figured that was as good a reason as any to pimp the new movie and post some pics, ya think?

*wipes drool from mouth* Anyway…Khal Drogo may be dead (you’ll notice the use of the words ‘may be’. George R.R. Martin assured a Comic Con audience that he’d “take it under advisement”, with reference to bringing back the character. I live in hope.) but this month, yes that’s right THIS month, we’ll get to see the latest incarnation of Robert E. Howard’s icon Conan the Barbarian. In just 18 short days from now, my favorite Hawaiian/Native American/Irish Renaissance man hits the screen big time. (I know you’re all “Fandango-ing” like mad to get tickets.)

I’m sure Jason, Lisa and their two adorable children are planning a quiet evening at home to celebrate. (Ha! Sorry, couldn’t even type that with a straight face. I’m guessing that Jason will be down at his local drinking the place dry of Guinness, playing music and getting in bar fights. God, I wish I could be there.) In a fitting tribute, I’ll be eating the heart of a horse and giving birth to dragons. Anything for you my sun and stars!

It’s Jason’ birthday, but you get the presents: