The mystery of how they are going to integrate Ashton Kutcher’s character into the now Charlie Sheen-less Two and a Half Men has been revealed. Kind of.

TMZ is reporting that he will play an internet billionaire with a broken heart and he will not be related to the family in any way. How he makes his way into their lives is unknown at this point but I’m intrigued.

You’ve probably also heard that the first show of the new season of Two and A Half Men will feature the funeral of Charlie Harper. I guess Chuck Lorre is making sure there is no way, no how Charlie comes back, unless of course they pull a Dallas. If you were born after 1985 don’t worry about it except to know a ‘death’ was a ‘dream’. I somehow doubt Chuck Lorre will do that. In this lifetime.

The new season of Two and A Half Men airs sometime in September. Will you be watching?

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