It has been a very long time since we’ve done Blind Items. I find these ones sad. The first one makes me mad though and want to beat the sh*t out of the guy. He is totally a coward as he wouldn’t dare do it to a ‘name’ actress but feels he can do it to someone not famous. Problem with that douchebag is that you never know if and when these women WILL get famous. Life is funny like that. Keep your evil stick in your pants. If any of these women smoke I would suggest an ‘oops’ moment whereby you almost toast his manberries off and don’t forget to say ‘I’m just kidding’.

The second one is very sad because I think hoarders have to be very ill to do what they do and live like that. Have you ever watched Hoarders on television? It’s unbelievable and the majority of the people don’t seem to be able to deal with it.

The third one is sad because he’s elderly and probably very lonely. No mention if he’s married but I have a feeling he isn’t and I can only think of one guy after reading this. Listen, anyone who knows me knows I LOVE animals. I love that my little dog Luke likes to cuddle with me (and I am forever vacuuming and doing laundry) but this is way too much. It’s not just unsanitary but probably very unhealthy.

Thank you to Gawker for assembling these.

1. ”This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family man has been accused several times recently on his movies for acting inappropriately with female co-stars. They say that in the guise of being funny he will often rub his peen against women and does this with or without pants and the whole time does it in public and while laughing. He says he is just joking around but it seems to only be done when there are attractive women around and he never does it to a name actress only to those with lesser parts.” [CDaN]

2. ”Which former TV actor-turned C-list film star is worried that his mother’s severe hoarding problem—she’s still living with items from the ’70s—will become public? Every month he travels back home and hires a professional cleaning service, but a few weeks later, mom’s junkyard is back in business!” [Blind Gossip]

3. ”This elderly actor who was once A list in his day in film, allegedly loves animals so much he keeps a whole variety of different species in his home. His home is said to smell awful and have evidence of animals everywhere. He even loves his pets so much, it’s said he allows his pet ferret, several dogs, and sometimes even rodents to sleep in his bed at night.” [BuzzFoto]