Remember Sinead O’Connor? She is the ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ hit maker that is probably known second best for ripping up the Pope’s picture during her spot on Saturday Night Live.

Well, the years (perhaps decades) have gone by and she is in dire need for a man, sexually speaking. So much so, that she has taken to the Irish Independent and penned a column that lists her requirements and dilemma:

“My situation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good,” she says, adding, “I tell you, yams are looking like the winners.” “Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.” And she has requirements, including:

–”He must be no younger than 44.”

–”Must not be named Brian or Nigel.”

–”I like me a hairy man, so buffed and/or waxed need not apply.”

–”Must be very ‘snuggly’. Not just wham-bam.”

–”Must be wham-bam.”

–”Has to like his mother.”

She may have found him my fellow oinkers and it seems he fits the bill:

Ok sooooo….. Luckily an actual single freaky yummy man with a very bad set of behaviours thank God, has voiced himself. Have sent questionaire.. Having seen foto.. DROP FUCKING DEAD GORGEOUS!! And.. Rude, rude, FILTHY rude, rude, rude, RUDE!!!!
Question one.. “Are you an actual nice man as well as being a mindblowingly filthy freak? have asked he prove he would keep me safe by not revealing to any1 anything that may occur between us…
Have asked we meet in crowded places for few weeks til he’s proved to me that he won’t exploit me or hurt me by breaking the trust I would be placing with him if I was to play his delicious games…
So.. Oh my GOD!! Total hot sex and gorgeous BASTARD! So.. We’ll have to see if he’s ‘a good egg’. Prayers will be appreciated…

I’m saying a prayer for you Sinead.

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