It has been a very long time since we’ve done Blind Items. I find these ones sad. The first one makes me mad though and want to beat the sh*t out of the guy. He is totally a coward as he wouldn’t dare do it to a ‘name’ actress but feels he can do it to someone not famous. Problem with that douchebag is that you never know if and when these women WILL get famous. Life is funny like that. Keep your evil stick in your pants. If any of these women smoke I would suggest an ‘oops’ moment whereby you almost toast his manberries off and don’t forget to say ‘I’m just kidding’.

The second one is very sad because I think hoarders have to be very ill to do what they do and live like that. Have you ever watched Hoarders on television? It’s unbelievable and the majority of the people don’t seem to be able to deal with it.

The third one is sad because he’s elderly and probably very lonely. No mention if he’s married but I have a feeling he isn’t and I can only think of one guy after reading this. Listen, anyone who knows me knows I LOVE animals. I love that my little dog Luke likes to cuddle with me (and I am forever vacuuming and doing laundry) but this is way too much. It’s not just unsanitary but probably very unhealthy.

Thank you to Gawker for assembling these.

1. ”This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family man has been accused several times recently on his movies for acting inappropriately with female co-stars. They say that in the guise of being funny he will often rub his peen against women and does this with or without pants and the whole time does it in public and while laughing. He says he is just joking around but it seems to only be done when there are attractive women around and he never does it to a name actress only to those with lesser parts.” [CDaN]

2. ”Which former TV actor-turned C-list film star is worried that his mother’s severe hoarding problem—she’s still living with items from the ’70s—will become public? Every month he travels back home and hires a professional cleaning service, but a few weeks later, mom’s junkyard is back in business!” [Blind Gossip]

3. ”This elderly actor who was once A list in his day in film, allegedly loves animals so much he keeps a whole variety of different species in his home. His home is said to smell awful and have evidence of animals everywhere. He even loves his pets so much, it’s said he allows his pet ferret, several dogs, and sometimes even rodents to sleep in his bed at night.” [BuzzFoto]

“Some Assembly required”

Thanks to Marvel Studios’ official Facebook page, we have a bunch of groovy new images from the set of The Avengers, now that filming is finally underway.  There are a lot of shots and some video of destruction and devastation in the city of Cleveland, which is standing in for New York City, in the wake of some cool explosions, along with lots of NYPD cars as well as some official SHIELD vehicles and new looks at Chris Evans as SteveRogers/Captain America and Mark Ruffalo clowning with his giant HULK paws.

Official Marvel Studios announcement (since we don’t have a synopsis yet):

“…Continuing the epic big-screen adventures started in “Iron Man,” “The Incredible Hulk,”… “Thor,” and “Captain America: The First Avenger,” “Marvel’s The Avengers” is the super hero team up of a lifetime. When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster.

Based on the ever-popular Marvel comic book series, first published in 1963, “Marvel’s The Avengers” brings together the mightiest super hero characters as they all assemble together on screen for the first time. The star studded cast of super heroes will be joined by Cobie Smulders (“How I Met Your Mother) as Agent Maria Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as Tom Hiddleston (“Wallander”) and Stellan Skarsgård (“Angels & Demons,” “Mamma Mia!”) who will both reprise their respective roles as Loki and Professor Erik Selvig from…“Thor.”

Directed by Joss Whedon, the film also stars Robert Downey Jr. as Ironman, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Scarlett Johanssen as Black Widow, Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. The Avengers will open in 3D (and 2D) on May 4, 2012.

Hamley’s has recently unveiled their Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding dolls (the pair is yours for £100) that are sure to give you nightmares because they are something I have to guess  Tim Burton helped design.

Prince Williams looked like he soiled himself and is having an ‘oh nuts this has never happened to a Royal before’ moment (trust me if you say it in a British Royal accent it’s actually funny. Maybe). You know you are so mortified, but find it hysterical at the same time? You don’t know whether to laugh or fall into a heap of sobs.

Kate’s makeup is total overkill and her head is HUGE. Like a bobble-head. The dress is bang on, I have to admit.

If you hate your kids this is the perfect gift to give them nightmares. This toy is not recommended for kids under 14. No kidding.

The entire Kardashian Klan got together last night  to celebration the Kardashian Kollection launch in Los Angeles at The Colony.

They were all there: Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Kris (Jenner)  and almost family member Kris Humphries to celebrate this launch. Say what you will about the fact they put there name to almost everything, this is one empire that is getting huge and I say good for them.

While the majority of celebrities launch high-priced designer garb, the Kardashians (not  that they are necessarily of the same calibre of say Gwen Stefani) have opted for the reasonably priced Sears. I just hope they aren’t stretch pants that make a girl look like she’s heading to the nursing home to check out the rooms. Know what I mean?

So I mosied on over to Sears to check out the Kollection and I have to say I’m fairly impressed. Mind you that is in print and seeing clothes up close is the true test (not to mention the fit). I think they are all wearing clothes from the kollection at this launch.

Personally I do not care for Kim’s jumpsuit. Besides not being a jumpsuit kind of girl I just think it looks a little too much like pajamas.

Photos: Fayes Vision/WENN

As I look outside it doesn’t look like Christmas. I mean we’re still in August right? Matthew McConaughey 41, is joining Channing Tatum’s 31, movie about strippers. Alex Pettyfer 21, is also in the movie and plays a character new to the world of exotic dancing where Channing’s character takes him under his g-string, I mean wing.

Matthew will play a former stripper that owns the strip club Channing Tatum takes it off at. The movie is a Steven Soderbergh film (you know it will be great) and has the title Magic Mike. The film is looseley based on Channing’s foray into the world of exotic dancers and he has said of the experience:

“Look, I’m not proud of it,” Tatum, 31, said last year of having once been a stripper. “But I’m not ashamed of it.”

Never be ashamed you silly gorgeous piece of man. People do what they have to do to get by and he did a very important community service to the horny women of his community. It’s win-win for everyone.

The movie is in pre-production and will be released in 2012. You know you can count on us for updates to this movie. Some things in life are very predictable.

Photo: WENN