Victoria Beckham 37, took to Twitter to share this absolutely precious picture of her hunky husband David Beckham 36, and their baby girl Harper:

“I took this beautiful picture and wanted to share it with you, baby Harper cuddling Daddy! x Vb”

Harper is the first girl to the Beckhams (who have 3 boys) and was born into this beautiful family July 10 in Los Angeles. This little girl is going to be spoiled with so much love in this family!

How adorable is this photo?

Russell Brand was at one of his concerts when an audience member (Will) asked the comedian to marry him and his fiancee, Scarlett. Russell is ordained to perform wedding ceremonies and agreed to do so.

If you were expecting a traditional teary-eyed type of ceremony you don’t know Russell Brand. Although there were elements of wonderful sentiments, there was also a lot of sex-talk. And by sex-talk I mean Russell Brand isn’t getting ‘serviced’ by wife Katy Perry in the same manner as he did prior to their getting married and she cuddles the cats more than him.

This is the part of the post where I usually censor myself because what I really want to say is if I were married to Russell Brand I’d be servicing that dirty boy every freaking day and would consider it an honor (I wonder how many Twitter followers will unfollow me after this post). But I usually censor myself because my mom says I’m a pig and she can’t believe we’re related, so I end up saying something like ‘I didn’t know he could officiate at weddings’. 

This video is TOTALLY NSFW.

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars will not be featuring Motley Crew drummer (and ex of Pamela Anderson) Tommy Lee any time soon as he has turned down the show. What a shame because I think he would be fabulous on it. Whether he can dance or not, who knows, but he would be most entertaining. He tweeted:

“I’ve never hit the PASS button so quick.”

His ex-wife Pamela Anderson appeared on the show a couple of seasons ago and was actually quite good.

The rumors this season include Robert Kardashian (which appears not to be a rumor but in fact a reality), Basketball Housewives’ star (and fiancee of former DWTS contestant Chad Ochocinco) Evelyn Lozado.

The reality series is trying to change things up by allowing the stars to suit the rehearsals to their schedule. By doing this, they are hoping to attract higher-quality stars to the show. I’d say so far that’s not happening, but let’s say it does work out. Let’s say they do attract bigger stars because the rehearsal time is less-grueling. The outcome of that is bigger and better hissy fits from the judges. Drama sells, right?

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars airs on Monday, September 19, 2011.

Photo: WENN

There is now a teaser trailer available for Peter Berg’s Battleship. There is also a first look at Rihanna as “Raikes”. (I’m assuming that’s something like Lt. Raikes or Ensign Raikes or Able Seaman Raikes…you get the picture.) This is merely a public service announcement. I cannot in good conscience encourage you to watch.  I saw it on the big screen in front of both Captain America: The First Avenger andCowboys & Aliens.  The first time, I burst into involuntary laughter. The second, I knew what was coming and averted my eyes.

The plot centers on a fleet of US Navy ships on training maneuvers forced to do battle with an armada of “unknown origins” (read: aliens) in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. What does this have to do with Hasbro’s eponymous board game? I think I get the logic behind turning a video game into a movie. The good ones are already cinematic in nature, populated with an engaging cast of characters, very often voiced by known actors. I do not, on the other hand understand the concept of trying to film a board game, even a multi-dimensional one like “Battleship!”. Obviously, since they bear no other resemblance save a shared title, you can’t.

Okay if you’ve read this far, I assume you’ve watched. The thing is filled with every action movie cliche imaginable. The hot-headed superstar upstart who rubs his commanding officer the wrong way is of course in love with said officer’s daughter. This meme wasn’t new when it was Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler (Armageddon). The trailer lays out exactly how the movie will go. We will get scenes of the hot shot doing a few things to piss off the girl friend’s Dad, who already doesn’t like him. Then hotshot will eventually save the day and Dad will realize how wrong he was about hot shot and hot shot and girlfriend walk off into the sunset. Since we know this going in, it’s going to be up to the in-between to make the whole thing worth anyone’s while. And of course, the aliens. It would be more interesting if it were vampires.

Peter Berg (Friday Night Lights - film and the series- Hancock, Very Bad Things, The Kingdom) is a talented director, although I’d feel a lot better about this if he were working from his own script. Eric and Jon Hoeber have Red, Whiteout and the upcoming Man on a Ledge to their credit.  I’ll say this, Berg has convinced some good actors to take part, including Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, Alexander Skarsgard, Peter MacNichol and another FNL alum, Jesse Plemons. Oh and Brooklyn Dekker and Rihanna. I guess with a budget of $200 million there was a lot of cash to spread around.

Battleship hits May 18, 2012 in the UK, US & Canada. Keep your ear tuned to news coming out of Russia, Sweden & Hong Kong. They get it in April.

From Warner Brothers comes two new television ads for Steven Soderberg’s Contagion. They’re short, but they pack a helluva punch!

Contagion is an action-thriller that follows a rapidly-spreading, deadly disease and an international team of doctors (and an all-star cast) contracted by the CDC to deal with the outbreak.This might be the most paranoia-inducing movie since…well I can’t think of anything right now. I know that 28 Days Later, Outbreak, The X-Files, The Stand, Warning Sign, The Andromeda Strain…none of them come close to the vibe I’m getting from this, but I’ll get back to you.

From a screenplay by Scott Z Burns (The Informant!, The Bourne Ultimatum, – so this is his third with Matt Damon. The in pre-production Man from U.N.C.L.E. will mark his third with Steven Soderbergh) the cast includes Damon, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Marion Cotilliard, Laurence Fishburne, Gwyneth Paltrow and Bryan Cranston.

Following its screening in Toronto, Contagion starts creeping people out in theaters in the US on September 9 and spreads to the UK on 21 October.

New pics have been released for Paul W. S. Anderson’s reboot of The Three Musketeers. I’m still not sure about Logan Lerman as D’Artagnon (horrible wig, horrible), but I am all kinds of crazy about Mads Mikkelsen’s Rochefort pictured above. Not only does he bring to mind the deliciously evil version played by Christopher Lee in Richard Lester’s film from 1973 (and its sequel in ’74), but he doesn’t look silly doing it. Poor Mads, second film in a row he’s only had the use of his right eye (Valhalla Rising was the other.)

Along with Mads, I’m counting on Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson and Christoph Waltz to keep this out of the land of satire. Anderson has already said the film is using Dumas’ classic of French literature as a mere jumping off point. With the flying ships and M’lady De Winter’s ninja assassin moves, I’m afraid this is will turn into Python-esque parody. I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Ray Stevenson needs a hit (since so few of us saw the sublime Kill the Irishman.)

The Three Musketeers starts buckling its swashes in 3D on 12 October in the UK, 14 October in Canada and 21 October in the US. (Okay, Canada, that’s twice. What gives, eh?)