On an episode of Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne 26, called Christina Aguilera ‘a Fat B*tch’ after Joan Rivers said of Christina’s dress that she wore to her Munich fashion launch.:

“She looks like Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin. It’s a pretty dress but she’s stuffed into it.”

‘Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin? I know that’s cruel but that’s also very funny. I love Joan Rivers she really cracks me up.

That’s when Kelly really went for the jugular:

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b***h she was born to be. I don’t know. She went on to say: “She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”  ”She called me fat for so many f***ing years, so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Apparently the cat fight started back in 2002 when Kelly made a disparaging remark about Christina Aguilera on The Osbourne’s reality show. Did you ever watch that show? It was so funny to watch Ozzy try to understand the women in his life. I can still hear him: Kelly…I don’t f*cking know what you want, Kelly. If you didn’t watch you won’t get.

Seeing as it’s been nine years and all, maybe it’s time to bury the hatchet?

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Gwyneth Paltrow is opening up in the September issue of Elle Magazine where she admits that her 7-year marriage to Chris Martin isn’t always so rosy:

“Sometimes it’s hard being with someone for a long time,” “We go through periods that aren’t all rosy. I always say, life is long and you never know what’s going to happen.”

“If, God forbid, we were ever not to be together, I respect him so much as the father of my children,” the Oscar winner continued. “Like, I made such a good choice. He’s such a good dad. You can never be relaxed or smug and think, ‘I’ve got this thing.’ That’s also part of it — keeping yourself on your toes. I’m not going to take this for granted.”

You know there is no denying that marriage has its moments but I’m getting the feeling that as opposed to Jennifer Lopez who did her magazine interview what seemed like hours after her split from Skeletor, it seems like the Goopmeister is doing hers before the announcement. Am I reading too much into that quote? Perhaps, but this blind item was circulating a week ago and word is it’s Gwyneth.

However she has the world of respect for him particularly as a musical artist and refers to him as:

“a musical genius,” It’s like living with Picasso, and being like, ‘Should I make a little something-something?’” “He makes music for his fans, and he doesn’t want people to conjure a lame famous couple when they’re getting into his music. I get it,”

Has she ever seen him perform? Speaking of music, we’ve seen Gwyneth do her share of music lately (Glee, Country Strong) her BFF’s Beyonce and Jay-Z are encouraging Gwyneth to cut an album of her own:

“Beyoncé and Jay—they think that I should just go do it by myself. That I should go…in a studio and see what happens. And if it’s good, do it. And if it’s not, don’t. So that’s probably what I’ll do.”

She even talks about the time she appeared on Chelsea Lately and called her grandmother a c*nt:

“Doing Chelsea Handler is like doing Howard Stern: You’ve gotta rise to the occasion. It’s good to shock people who think of me as the prim Gwyneth Paltrow.”

“If you speak to my friends who’ve known me since I was 4, they’ll say, ‘That is her.’ They always said to me, ‘You’re the dirtiest person in the world, and so funny. Show the world that side of you.’”

I felt guarded. I felt like if I really showed people more of me and I was still not accepted, then…Who cares. You just realize it doesn’t matter what people think of you.”

A lot of people were so offended by that video but seriously she was doing it to shock people and it was funny. If you can get over that word used in the same sentence as grandma hehe.

The new issue of Elle Magazine hits newsstands on August 16.

The mystery of how they are going to integrate Ashton Kutcher’s character into the now Charlie Sheen-less Two and a Half Men has been revealed. Kind of.

TMZ is reporting that he will play an internet billionaire with a broken heart and he will not be related to the family in any way. How he makes his way into their lives is unknown at this point but I’m intrigued.

You’ve probably also heard that the first show of the new season of Two and A Half Men will feature the funeral of Charlie Harper. I guess Chuck Lorre is making sure there is no way, no how Charlie comes back, unless of course they pull a Dallas. If you were born after 1985 don’t worry about it except to know a ‘death’ was a ‘dream’. I somehow doubt Chuck Lorre will do that. In this lifetime.

The new season of Two and A Half Men airs sometime in September. Will you be watching?

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A couple of weeks ago, we gave you a first look at some images and concept art forThe Darkest Hour.  I’d never heard of it until the deluge of news from Comic Con, but now it’s on my radar. We can now show you the promised trailer! Filmed on location in Russia, The Darkest Hour follows five young people who find themselves stranded in Moscow, fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack.  The 3D action-thriller highlights the classic beauty of Moscow alongside mind-blowing special effects from the minds of visionary filmmaker Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Night Watch) and director Chris Gorak. This is only Gorak’s second feature. His first, Right at Your Door,was a hit at Sundance in 2006.

Still not thrilled about the 3D, but the trailer does confirm my suspicion that this could be exceedingly cool! As I said before, it may or may not have anything to offer the ever expanding ‘alien-invasion genre’, other than “the classic beauty of Moscow” but that might just be enough. Is it just me or are aliens the new vampires?

This year alone we’ve had Cowboys & Aliens, the mecca aliens of Transformers 3, the aliens of the Green Lantern corps, Super 8, I am Number Four, Paul, Battle Los Angeles and even, Mars Needs Moms. Nest year we’ll get Prometheus, Men in Black III, Star Trek 2, John Carter, Apollo 18, even the new Superman can be counted. There are as many variations on the theme as there are sparkles on Edward.

The Darkest Hour, which is scheduled for a December 23 release in the US and 13 January in the UK, stars Emile Hirsch (Milk, Alpha Dog, Into the Wild), Olivia Thirlby (Juno, Solitary Man), Max Minghella (Syriana, The Social Network), Rachel Taylor (“Grey’s Anatomy”) and Joel Kinnaman (“The Killing”, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo) along with many Russians.

I saw the theatrical version of the trailer for director Andrew Niccol’s new movie In Time, this past weekend. The more I see of it, the more interested I become. It really does have a great premise. In the future people stop aging at 25 and must work to buy themselves more time, but when a man finds himself with more time than he can imagine he must run from the corrupt police force to save his life. It essentially takes the old maxim that “time is money” to the next level.

This new trailer seems to be an expanded version of the old one (apparently a recurring theme today) and it would seem to give away a lot of the plot.  We learn that that Matt Bomer’s delicious 105 year old man gives his time to Justin Timberlake’s Will Salas, effectively ending his own life and we learn that Will hooks up with Amanda Seyfried’s Sylvia by taking her hostage, but of course she becomes a willing ally. (Seyfried has a rather ‘unique’, shall we say, appearance to begin with. I do not think the red hair is flattering at all.)

Andrew Niccol was responsible for the eerie cool of 1997′s Gattaca, as well as the wackness of 2002′s S1m0ne, and In Time looks like it might have the right combination of both and be worth a look.

As much as I may not want to, I have to say Justin Timberlake is not a bad actor. He’s currently residing on that bubble between baby-faced and creepy and he seems to do ‘intense’ well and I can imagine in that regard he’s a good match of for Cillian Murphy.

In addition to Timberlake, Seyfried, Bomer and Murphy, In Time also stars Olivia Wilde (as Timberlake’s mother), Alex Pettyfer, Johnnie Galecki and Vincent Kartheiser.  It opens October 28 in the US & Canada and 1 November in the UK.

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“War isn’t over til both sides say it is.”

All Statham, all the time! Here’s a look at the new trailer for Killer Elite. I could have sworn I was just saying how it had been a while since we’d gotten anything on this film. Apparently someone was listening. (Hey, you have your delusions, I have mine.) As I said before, we’re going to start getting a lot more on all of September’s releases, and I am diligently practicing my demented poodle dance. (I’m still looking at you, Machine Gun Preacher.)

Anyway, this trailer, which seems to be a much expanded version of the earlier one, shows our man Statham being all Statham and doing lots of battle with Clive Owen and his villainous ‘tache. (Is it me or does it look like the window that Statham dives (or is pushed) out of is in the same Paris apartment where Jason Bourne took out the garbage in the same manner?) I love seeing Robert De Niro being a badass again too. And the use of The Scorpions’ “Rock You Like A Hurricane” has to get the award for best use of an 80′s rock anthem in a trailer.

Short synopsis for those who’ve been vacationing on Pluto: When his mentor (Robert De Niro) is taken captive, a retired member of Britain’s Elite Special Air Service (Jason Statham) is forced into action. His mission: kill three assassins dispatched by their cunning leader (Clive Owen). Any excuse to type “cunning leader”. (Yes, I am that childish).

Killer Elite will sneak up behind you and put you in a choke hold until you watch starting September 23 in the US and the UK.