Orlando Bloom Looks Spankalicious on Men's Health

Sweet lawd I think my clothes just flew off at the fastest rate of speed yet. Orlando Bloom may be photo shopped to the man berries, but he is looking absolutely hot on the cover of Men's Health magazine.

In the magazine he talks that he has moments of doubts. Seriously? He looks like that, is as nice as can be, is married to Miranda Kerr with a beautiful baby and dude has doubts? 

And poodles he loves swordplay because among other things it's balletic. Now that is a man very comfortable with himself and that is so very hot.

Did I mention he looks spankalicious?

While I have no clue which month this issue is (like it matters) I'm thinking it's probably October. I need to lay down.

Orlando on beating his moments of doubt:"I call [doubts] my mind critters. Can I defeat myself? I really like going downhill on a mountain bike, and if I just feather the front brake and let it roll, I’m fine. But if I’m not in that zone and I clutch that brake, boom, I’m over the handlebars. Or worse."

Orlando on fear:"Fear is not a friend of mine. But it’s something to have a healthy awareness of."

Orlando on having a healthy sense of risk:"I can’t stop living. It would ruin my creativity, the person I am."

Orlando on success vs. greatness:"To an untrained eye, yes, success is what people aspire to, and only success. The thing is, success can allow you to try for greatness, can give you an opportunity to take a chance on something. I’m very blessed to have the success that I’ve had, and that’s given me so many opportunities to work on being great."

Orlando on fencing:"I love swordplay. It’s a mental and physical challenge. It can also be balletic and dancelike."

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