Gee. Didn't see this coming. Child bride Courtney Stodden who looks less like a child and more like a seasoned stripper not that there’s anything wrong with that  who married that really old dude (well compared to her, that is) from Green Mile Doug Hutchison is getting a reality show so we can see her make her gross sex faces one half hour at a time.

I firmly believe this was the plan all along. And the skeptic in me thinks this isn't a 'real' marriage in the sense they actually are doing the deed (excuse me while I dry-heave), but it's all for publicity's sake because both need money. She clearly needs attention and fame, not to mention a TV to watch herself on so she can see how ridiculous her pouty faces look.

Her mother, Krista Keller is their momager (move over Kris Jenner) and says:

"It's going to show people what they can teach each other from different generations," she told E! News. "They're going to touch on family issues. There was a lot of judgment about their marriage from Doug's side of the family, so it will touch on bringing families back together and why it's important to support family members even if you don't agree."

While I agree with that in theory, I still think this is all a crock of poo poo. But I have to watch. At least just once because I'm sick like that. The show has not begun to shoot and the name has been picked out (although we will have to wait in anticipation). The couple have released a statement:

We are so thrilled that we are in business with Merv Griffin Entertainment and Roy Bank," they said in a statement. "[Bank] is a delightful man, and we know the show is going to be successful.

Her momanger believes the show is going to be a huge hit no matter what and goes on to say:

"Courtney is No. 1 in ratings for whatever she does,"

You mean like her singing? I doubt it, but okay. Will you be watching?