Insert laugh here. Levi Johnston believes that almost mother-in-law Sarah Palin had a 'Cougar Crush' on him. Keep in mind he never thought that until his publisher told him she had one. This guy is a genius. Looking back:

"Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with him], it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!"

"I guess I'd say, 'Yeah, I think she did.' Now looking back and remembering what everyone said. She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it," he says.

Clearly Levi thinks for himself, no?

Me: Hey Levi, that's a lovely vagina you have there.

Levi: Really? I thought it was a penis?

Me: No, it's a vagina. I'm certain of it.

Levi: Yeah, I guess you're right. Looking back it makes sense. A lot of people called me a pussy so it must be a vagina.

Idiot.