Insert laugh here. Levi Johnston believes that almost mother-in-law Sarah Palin had a 'Cougar Crush' on him. Keep in mind he never thought that until his publisher told him she had one. This guy is a genius. Looking back:

"Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with him], it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!"

"I guess I'd say, 'Yeah, I think she did.' Now looking back and remembering what everyone said. She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it," he says.

Clearly Levi thinks for himself, no?

Me: Hey Levi, that's a lovely vagina you have there.

Levi: Really? I thought it was a penis?

Me: No, it's a vagina. I'm certain of it.

Levi: Yeah, I guess you're right. Looking back it makes sense. A lot of people called me a pussy so it must be a vagina.

Idiot.

Mick Jagger was at the Double Seven in New York last night debuted his new supergroup SuperHeavy and the launch of their self-titled album! WHAT?? No more Rolling Stones?

The new group consists of Joss Stone, Dave Stewart, Damian Marley, A. R. Rahman and of course Mick Jagger. He tells the Associated Press that he tried to rap (via THR):

"I was just copying Damian. I do a little bit," Jagger says. "I went toasting, we call it, but it is the same thing [as rap]. Damian was doing this really good toasting, West Indian rapping, so I thought, "I could do that. It can't be that difficult." It actually was quite difficult. With a bit of practice, it is all right. It is a laugh."

Although Jagger doesn't specifically address if the Rolling Stones are over and this is his new band, I think it's just an 'experiment' of sorts:

"I said to Dave… 'Is this really stupid?'" admits Jagger. "We always have songs going into projects. We make up songs when we are there. That is great, but we always have songs finished going in."

"I said, 'We are going into this thing we have talked about for the last three months or whatever, and we don't have any finished songs.' Dave said, 'I know. It is really worrying," Jagger goes on. "But then Dave created this whole raison d'etre why we didn't have songs. The raison d'etre for why we didn't have songs was because if we had songs … people would feel that it wasn't their project as much. People wouldn't participate and give as much, which is true. So we were all thrown in the deep end."

I quickly skimmed over reviews of SuperHeavy and I don't see a lot of favorable reviews. Either way you cut it, they assembled a group of super talented musicians.

Photos: WENN

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had their picture taken with a bunch of babies a la Brangelina-like. These two are WAY too young to be having babies, but don't they look absolutely adorable together with all those cute little babies? The purpose of this picture I have no clue but they look very happy and very natural with children and I don't even want to say that because they are WAY too young for kids. Did I mention that?

I checked the Biebs' twitter account to see if there was anything he tweeted in relation to this and found nothing. Truth be told I didn't look to hard. the same with Selena Gomez's twitter account and nothing there either. E! Online is on top of this and will get to the bottom of it, so we'll keep you posted because I know that your day won't function quite properly unless you know. 

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Next stop on the Machine Gun Preacher promo tour was the LA Premiere last night, held at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Samuel Goldwyn Theatre in Beverly Hills. Not too shabby. Is it me or does that signal some sort of endorsement by the movie-making community? I'm pretty sure Transformers 3 didn't get a premiere there.  In any case, Gerard Butler and his costar Michelle Monaghan looked FABULOUS (and isn't that really what counts?)  G delivered the sexy with another gorgeous grey suit (anyone know the designer? I must know! It's a thing), Michelle looked beautiful in that emerald green Jason Wu cocktail dress with matching sky high heels.

Also in attendance were Relativity Media's head honcho (and my bff) Ryan Kavanaugh, Machine Gun Preacher cast members Kathy Baker, Souleymane Sy Suvane,  Madeline Carroll,  writer Jason Keller, producers Robbie Brenner, Gary Safardy,  Craig Chapman (and some guy named Butler) as well as the man whose life upon which the film is based, Sam Childers and his wife Lynne. The premiere, with tickets available to the public for purchase, was a benefit for Sam's charitable organization, "Angels of East Africa".

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Nashville singer Cal Ecker's self-titled debut EP is now available for download on iTunes, where it is featured in the "New and Noteworthy" section along with artists like Kelly Clarkson, Demi Lovato, and Gavin DeGraw.  The 5-song release includes single "I Will Love You" and a re-imagined version of Cyndi Lauper's classic "Time After Time."

Cal Ecker got his start as an NCAA basketball star but soon discovered music was his true calling. He has spent the last few years honing his craft, playing live shows across the Midwest while he wrote and recorded his debut with producer Aaron Johnson (The Fray).  Visit CalEcker.com for additional information and to find his upcoming tour dates. \

You can check out his music:

iTunes Buy Link: http://www.itunes.com/calecker/calecker

"Time After Time" and "I Will Love You Stream": http://soundcloud.com/cal-ecker/sets/cal-ecker-ep-preview

"I Will Love You" Video  Link: http://youtu.be/ZppiNpykID0

And while you are at it, show this gorgeous guy some love:

https://www.facebook.com/calecker

http://www.calecker.com

http://www.youtube.com/user/CalEcker1

http://twitter.com/#!/calecker

When you think of the word Hell you can't help but think of Gordon Ramsay because of his Hell's Kitchen show (as well as Kitchen Nightmares). I personally have never watched Hell's Kitchen, but the trailers for it show a very angry man with a very red face who, to me, looks to be on the verge of a heart attack. That, and lots of bleeps because he is usually swearing (not that I'm judging because I have been known to have a potty mouth).

If you can't get enough of the Hell that Gordon Ramsay creates, you are in luck because he has been green-lit for another reality show: Hotel Hell. This one will be more in line with his Kitchen Nightmares show (which I could never watch or I would never eat again..hmmmm…maybe I will watch).

Fox has picked up the reality show which will see Gordon Ramsay and his team travel the U.S. finding moldy bathrooms, incompetent staff and other hotels you don't want to stay at. In addition to that they will actually be helping to turn around struggling hotels.

As someone who suffers from a germ phobia (not to the extent of Howie Mandel but at times it's pretty damn close) I'm fairly certain it's best I don't watch this show or I will never leave my house. Ever.

Ramsay says of the reality show:

"These are stories that everyone can relate to, because virtually all of us have had a bad hotel experience that’s turned a holiday or business trip into a total disaster. It’s time to put the hospitality industry to the test.”

I actually agree with him on that especially when you pay insane prices to sleep in a room. I'm still not watching it. Not gonna do it. Will you be watching?

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