While fame-seeking-whore-couple Courtney Stodden (now 17) and her freak of a husband Doug Hutchison 51, dry-hump at the pumpkin patch for the attention it will get, I can't help but post it because it's the train wreck you know you can't stop looking at. I mean who dresses like that to go to the pumpkin patch where little kids will be? 

And of course they got kicked out for acting like a couple of whores. Just like she got kicked off of Facebook, although I have a sneaking suspicion the pumpkin patch who tossed her out on her white go-go boots will not be issuing an apology any time soon or welcoming her back with erect hard-ons, I mean open arms.

I know I am only contributing to their end goal (okay maybe not completely because I am so effing sure this girl wants to get into porn and I have no way of helping her out  there) but it's fascinating to me. I honestly don't believe they are married in the 'carnal' sense but are just doing this for their careers. Kissing is one thing, doing the deed is another. Even someone as clearly horny as Courtney is, can't possibly be willing to bone him. Then again if she wants a career in porn I guess she can. Never mind.

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