November 8th, 2011 at 11:14 am by
Anne

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have announced that God has blessed her womb with baby number 20. Somewhere Angelina Jolie is boarding a private jet shaking her fists saying *damn you Duggars* and looking for another baby to adopt.
The baby is due next April and because of preeclampsia diagnosis complications with their last baby Josie, a C-section will be scheduled for the first time in the history of giving birth in the Duggar family. Says Michelle:
A lot of people have asked would we consider having more children after what we went through with Josie…" says Michelle, offering an update on her little one. "That experience was one of the scariest things we have ever walked through as a family. We thank God, and are grateful for the many prayers offered on Josie's behalf. What a miracle she is, our little sunshine, she is doing wonderful!"
Baby number 20 will be welcomed by siblings: Joshua, 23 (who is married with two kids of his own), twins Jana and John-David, 21; Jill, 20; Jessa, 19; Jinger, 17; Joseph, 16; Josiah, 15; Joy-Anna, 14; twins Jedidiah and Jeremiah, 12; Jason, 11; James, 10; Justin, 8; Jackson, 7; Johanna, 6; Jennifer, 4; and Jordyn, 3, and Josie, 11 months.
Baby number 20 should be named JUST STOP ALREADY.
Michelle Duggar is 45 and I hear from my mom friends all the time (that have 1 or 2 kids) that they are SO tired. How on earth does this woman do it? Does Jim Bob impregnate her while she's asleep? I have so many questions that need answering. I think bodily functions require very little effort at this point, right?
I have to go find a crowbar to pry my vagina open. It just slammed shut.
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