Rumors have been in over-drive the last week or so that Russell Brand has moved on from Katy Perry and is seeing someone. In particular the rumor is that a brunette was seen leaving his house one morning with the same clothes she arrived in doing the walk of shame. Well it was the drive of shame because apparently she was in the passenger seat of his car.

And now The Sun has published the identity of this lucky lady and she is very sexy. And 25 years old. Oriela Medellin Amieiro is a Mexican painter that explores sensuality and sex so you know her and Russell have EVERYTHING in common. She considers herself a freelance artist and explores feelings of guilt, sensuality, sexuality and repression from a women's perspective. They allegedly met at yoga class. This means she's very flexible. Again, right up Russell's alley. Do you hear that sound? That's my heart breaking.

She's very spiritual and really seems to be his female equivalent. Apparently she was asked yesterday if she and Russell were an item to which she replied "I am not comfortable talking about this." Why doesn't this evil biotch just put a dagger through my heart already? If that isn't bad enough her apartment is not far from Russell's shop of horrors.

He sure likes the curvy girls which means I don't have to put these donuts down any time soon. So I'll just keep shoveling them into my pie hole dodging my salty tears as I imagine the animalistic sex these two are having. 

However until I see a photo of these two together or a confirmation of this relationship, I will remain in denial about the fact he has moved on already.

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