This is unbelievably adorable. White Collar's Matt Bomer is cast in the upcoming (and much-anticipated by pigs such as myself) movie Magic Mike where he will play a stripper. This of course requires one to dong a thong for the role.

Sweet Matt Bomer put the thong on and had to call in wardrobe because he thought it didn't fit properly and needed adjusting:

"The first time I tried it, I put it on wrong and my junk didn’t fit in it," he told MTV News. "I had to call a wardrobe person in [and say], 'Something is wrong with my thong, you guys. I think we are gonna have to figure this out.’ And they're like, 'Yeah your legs are in the wrong holes.’"

'Your legs are in the wrong holes' That had me laughing so much. That is adorable. Imagine what that looked like? But wrong holes or not, Matt is having a blast on the set with fellow hotties: Channing Tatum, True Blood's Joe Manganiello and Alex Pettyfer:

"It was criminal man, we had a blast. There’s a new band of brothers in town," Bomer said. "There's something about having to throw a thong on in front of other people that just instantly forms an ensemble. We had a great time. I really think there hasn’t really been a movie like this before, and we did it all on a G-string budget … I'm excited to see what people think.”

Ha ha!! G-string budget. I love it. He thinks he's excited? He has no idea!

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I may have to become a nun as a way of thanking gawd for this. True Blood’s Joe Manganiello is very close to signing on to the stripper biopic Magic Mike we told you about earlier today that currently has: Alex Pettyfer, Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer on board.

Joe will play….excuse me I have to take a deep breath and stop quivering: Big Dick Richie. Mommy likes. I hope we get to see proof. It is a stripper movie after all, yes?

According to EW (who are my heroes for breaking this exclusive):

The movie will mark a reunion, of sorts, for Manganiello and Bomer – two former school chums who just worked together on an episode of White Collar. The True Blood werewolf shed the extra hair to play a villain on the USA drama. His episode will air when the series returns in January.

Who’s next? Jason Statham? Gerard Butler? Please yes.

What do you think? Pretty freaking awesome, right?

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As I look outside it doesn’t look like Christmas. I mean we’re still in August right? Matthew McConaughey 41, is joining Channing Tatum’s 31, movie about strippers. Alex Pettyfer 21, is also in the movie and plays a character new to the world of exotic dancing where Channing’s character takes him under his g-string, I mean wing.

Matthew will play a former stripper that owns the strip club Channing Tatum takes it off at. The movie is a Steven Soderbergh film (you know it will be great) and has the title Magic Mike. The film is looseley based on Channing’s foray into the world of exotic dancers and he has said of the experience:

“Look, I’m not proud of it,” Tatum, 31, said last year of having once been a stripper. “But I’m not ashamed of it.”

Never be ashamed you silly gorgeous piece of man. People do what they have to do to get by and he did a very important community service to the horny women of his community. It’s win-win for everyone.

The movie is in pre-production and will be released in 2012. You know you can count on us for updates to this movie. Some things in life are very predictable.

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Despite his disdain for Hollywood, I Am Number Four’s Alex Pettyfer, 21,  has managed to land himself the role of a young Channing Tatum in Steven Soderbergh’s film Magic Mike which is based on Channing Tatum’s real-life sojourn into the world of male stripping.

Please, God, tell me we will see peen in this film. It’s 2011 for crying out loud.

Tatum will play Pettyfer’s mentor and teach him the fine art of hustling both on and off the stage. Soderbergh says the film will be ‘funny, sexy and shocking’. No mention of male-frontal nudity. Did I mention it’s 2011? By the time the film comes out it will probably be 2012. Do you think we could possibly see some peen? I can’t be the only one who feels this way.

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It looks like those rumours of Alex Pettyfer being a ginormous douchebag may not be rumours after all. He’s not just a douchebag, he’s an arrogant douchebag. E! Online is reporting that an interview he did in VMan Magazine is, as they say, explosive.

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To start, apparently he’s got a tattoo right above his crotch that says ‘thank you’. His reason, (and he said with a wink), ‘in case I forget to say it’. Bitch, please!

E! Online’s Ted Casablanca goes on to say that even with knowing his words were going to be in print, Alex didn’t seem to care. His take on Hollywood:

“L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole,” Pettyfer spewed. “I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts

I’m not sure if by using the c word he was specifically referring to females (rarely are men called this except in my mind when I’m driving), but his reputation does precede him.

For someone who has made a fairly good career out of acting, this 21 year old ‘I Am Number Four’ actor seems most ungrateful. He loathes red-carpet events and actually seems to hate his job:

“I really don’t give a s–t about any of that,” his potty mouth persisted. “I wish I had some interesting stories about living in L.A., but mostly I just do my work and then go home.”

“Being an actor is like being in prison,” the once aspiring actor said. “You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp’s career and then you move to Paris.

This little sh*t is very arrogant and I don’t care how attractive this bitch is considered, that’s mighty ugly. He has no idea how lucky he is given the stiff competition in his field not to mention the average joe who works a hell of a lot harder and doesn’t complain.

Glee’s Dianna Agron dodged a huge life-sucking bullet.

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Vanessa Hudgens is still considered to be single after her split from Zac Efron even though they keep getting caught together. Anyhow, she’s in a new movie, Beastly.  The movie opens in theaters today, so you have to go check it out.

Vanessa plays Lindy in the modern day take on Beauty and the Beast opposite Alex Pettyfer.

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Q: Lindy is a real nonconformist. What about you?
I think everyone should do what they do to make themselves happy. I know that’s what I live by. You have to love yourself to love others.

Q: How did you react when you first saw Alex in his ghoulish makeup?
It was a shock. I think my heart dropped to my big toe! When you strip a person of their looks, their whole demeanor changes. It made it that much more interesting to act.

Q: Would you date an ugly guy?
I dated the smallest and skinniest kid in sixth grade. I like the dorks. I know some guys that are more vain than girls, especially in this business. It’s annoying.

Q: Does that describe Zac?
Zac’s a good guy!

Q: What’s it like now that High School Musical is over?
I miss the whole cast! That movie is the epitome of my childhood. The first movie, we were all just kids running around singing and dancing and having the time of our lives. As soon as it finished, I feel like I became an adult. Now we’re all grown up and have responsibilities. But I think we’re going to try to have a reunion really soon.

Q: You’ve given up music to focus on acting. How much pressure is that?
I feel like I’m starting all over again in a sense. It’s superexciting. I love it!

Do you like Vanessa more as an actress or singer?  Or you don’t care because she’s just that hot?  Will you be watching Beastly?

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