August 13th, 2011 at 9:45 am by
Anne

Real Housewives’ Camille Grammer was quoted earlier in the week as saying ’big hands, big feet, big disappointment’ myth about men (having an equally big penis) isn’t accurate. In other words, Kelsey Grammer has a little penis. That was what she meant without coming right out and saying it.
Well Kelsey’s new child bride wife Kayte Grammer came out swinging (after she spit out the soother) and basically said the reason Kelsey’s penis is so small was because of Camille:
“Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand.”
Clearly Kayte failed science in school because the size of a man’s johnson is the size of a man’s johnson. If it’s not erect, it’s not erect. I have to think he must have gotten erect at some point in his 13-year marriage to Camille although who knows, she comes across as a bit of a passive-aggressive nutcase so perhaps she scared his johnson back into Kelsey’s vagina.
So now, Camille is coming out and apologizing for Kelsey Grammer’s penis being small. I may have gotten that wrong. She’s sorry she called it small:
“Some joking remarks I made to Kyle Richards got picked up and caused my ex-husband great embarrassment and for that I sincerely apologize. While the media added words and blew it out of proportion, I acknowledge my part in this and regret my remarks.”
While I don’t care much for Kelsey or his new child bride, I think Camille wasn’t ‘joking’ and that she is basically a coward because when she is confronted with it, she makes excuses. She meant exactly what she said. She’s a grown woman with kids and she knew the implications to what she was saying. And even though we may all have a little snicker about it, it really is a horrible thing to say about a man. If a woman has small boobies she can have an operation, but if a man has a small johnson he is pretty much screwed.
Then of course she goes on to TMZ saying about their divorce settlement (which they agreed would come after the divorce because he had to marry child bride quickly):
“but Kelsey just seems to want to fight this.” Camille adds, “I offered a 50/50 physical split with joint custody and was soundly rejected.”
“Now he will only communicate through lawyers and others and I fear the message we’re sending our children.”
But talking about the size of their father’s penis on television is sending a good message?
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