WTF is wrong with people!?  Charlie Sheen is out of his mind and the world is egging him on!  What will all of these “fans” be saying when the headlines read that the tiger blood drinking, coke snorting, insane guy is dead?  That you got to see him on “tour” and you retweeted some of his antics?

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Reach Custody Agreement

Charlie Sheen announced a farce of a tour hitting up two cities, Chicago and Detroit.  As soon as the tickets went on sale on Ticketmaster, they sold out in 18 minutes.  This is apparently some kind of record.

Naturally, this was a bit of a test for Sheen.  Now that he got clear confirmation that his tickets would sell, he will be adding dates and creating a full blown tour out of this.

I just wonder if he will LIVE through this.  I have a bad, bad feeling.

Oh… by the way, $1 of each ticket sold is going to help the victims in Japan.  Kind of seems like he could have given a bit more…..

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The original plan was for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to be in court this morning to hack out a custody agreement.  Well, as of last night, that plan changed.  They worked it out!  Yeah, last time that lasted like five seconds, so we shall see how it goes this time.

Charlie Sheen Receives Over 74,000 Applicants For His Internship

But, their lawyers told TMZ,

“Brooke and Charlie have reached an agreement that resolves their differences. For the benefit of the children, the terms of their agreement will not be disclosed. They ask the public for privacy on this matter.”

It would be so nice if they could put aside their differences and put those boys first for once.  They both suck at life in general.  But the fact that they have kids and they can’t put them on the top of their priority list is really, really sad.  Kids always get the short end in these ugly situations.

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TMZ is reporting that the police are at Charlie Sheen’s house as we speak for a raid that has been planned. It’s safe to say, Charlie is #NOTWINNING.

…this story is developing

Apparently the LAPD are there because of criminal activity which could be drugs and/or weapons. Charlie may be put on a 5150 which is an involuntary psychiatric hold.

The latest update is that they will not be putting him on a 5150 hold and that Charlie and his group are eating hamburgers at the dining room table. Damn, I could use a hamburger right about now.

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Charlie Sheen and his goddesses have their hands full sorting through the 74,000 applicants they have received from over 181 countries. One would have to stay awake all night. Not that he sleeps much anyways.

Charlie Sheen Pretty Much Hates Everyone – Video (NSFW)

The job is for a social media intern and the ‘winning’ applicant will be paid for the 8-week position. I’m sure if you applied with a sex tape, naked pictures or an invitation to party you will go to the top of the list.

But be quick kittens as you only have until Friday before this opportunity of a lifetime is gone. Would you ever work for him? Could you work for him? Personally I think it would be such a dysfunctional environment what with the ‘yes’ people he surrounds himself with. But that’s just me. I’m probably jealous, lol. #Jealous

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Charlie Sheen took to Ustream again to indulge us in his rant of who he hates. He entitled this edition of Sheen’s Korner: Building the Perfect Torpedo.

As I write this it is 2 a.m. so I’m either extremely delirious, he’s really genius or this video just doesn’t make any f*cking sense. I’m choosing Door #3. It looks like he’s reading off a teleprompter or something.

Jerry O’Connell Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’

Brooke Mueller Gets Restraining Order Against Charlie Sheen

He calls Chuck Lorre ‘Chuck-E-Cheese-Ball’ and refers to him as a little worm. Chuck has taken the high-road (or is in hiding) on this and not publicly spoken about it although he did have a vanity card at the end of Mike & Molly the other week that addressed the situation but didn’t really make sense to me then either. I’m beginning to think English is not my first language.

I’m including pictures of Charlie Sheen celebrating being fired from Two and A Half Men where he is wielding a machete and drinking Tiger Blood at the Live Nation studio where he had a meeting.

One thing is apparent from all of this, and that is Charlie Sheen’s descent into madness is happening at a very rapid rate and I hope for his sake, for his kids’ sake that he gets help before it’s too late.

Roseanne wrote a brief post on her blog in which she aptly titles it: charlie sheen makes me look sane.

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Jerry O’Connell wants to take over for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Not! This is simply a Funny or Die spoof, but man! It is hilarious! I guess I am just enjoying all of the mockery. Sheen is out of his ever loving mind. Nothing he is doing makes any sense. It’s the biggest train wreck of the 2000′s. He’s making Lindsay Lohan look really, really good right about now.

Brooke Mueller Gets Restraining Order Against Charlie Sheen

I figure we might as well try and enjoy the comedy that is this situation by watching the late night spoofs and now this Funny or Die video. And yes, Charlie is loving it too.

Watch:

Gee, I wonder why?  Brooke Mueller has apparently had enough of the scary side of Charlie Sheen and she got her lawyer to got to court late yesterday and get an emergency restraining order.  Charlie had no idea it was coming, and these days, even if he did, I don’t think he’d know the difference.

Charlie Sheen and Spencer Pratt – A Train Wreck Made in Heaven?!

This protective order requires Charlie to stay 100 yards away from Brooke and have no contact of any kind with with her.

In true Charlie Sheen fashion, he went to TMZ and responded to the order,

“Great.  I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her.”  BTW, a parsec is a “Star Wars” term for 3.26 light years.

OMG.  Did you know he’s on Twitter now?  You have to follow him just to hear these hysterical lines.  The guy has lost his mind and it’s not coming back.  I know it’s sad, but he’s brought it on himself.  The guy did way too many drugs and now he’s sprialing quickly into his young grave.

Let the freak show continue.

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At first glance, I was like not a chance in hell.  BUT, then I gave this a little more thought.  Charlie Sheen has completely gone off the deep end, and I really don’t see him making his way back to the other side.  Not anytime soon anyhow.  So when Spencer Pratt puts himself out there as a possible candidate to be Sheen’s new publicist, you can’t assume that won’t actually happen.

Stan Rosenfield was barely out the door after quitting/getting fired and Pratt was on the ball, offering his services to Sheen, for FREE.

He told TMZ,

“I want to be Charlie Sheen’s new publicist…. I am offering to be his media point man and that I have great contacts with media outlets and will work for free just to be part of his ‘WINNING TEAM’.”

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That is about the worst idea in the world and that is why I wouldn’t be shocked in the least if Charlie went for it.  He is a glutton for this kind of chaos.  Why shouldn’t he take on Pratt?  OMG.  I actually hope he does.  Can you imagine what will ensue?  Oh the stories.

Charlie Sheen and Spencer Pratt.  Never in a million years would I have put these two together.  But now, it makes sense.  Scary, right?

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