Hail to the blonde hottie of Dancing With The Stars’ Derek Hough! It is SO good to have him back this season. Can’t wait to see his moves and silly antics. He’s paired up with Ricki Lake who is also pictured at rehearsals.

However according to oddsmakers it is Elisabetta Canalis who is favored to win Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars  which is interesting given no one has seen her dance! Do you see the abs and ass on that girl? Her body really is perfection. Bitch. Does she speak any English?  She’s paired up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s brother Val. It will be interesting to see if there is any chemistry there.

Lacey Schwimmer is rocking some very serious, very sexy curves at rehearsals. She’s paired up with Chaz Bono who has handled the backlash with grace and class. I hope he does great and if truth be told I’m really hoping to see his mom Cher in the audience.

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars premieres on Monday, September 19 at 8/7c.

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The pairings have been announced so let the rehearsals begin for the season 13 of Dancing With The Stars.  We have the latest pictures of the professionals and celebrities making their way to and from dance rehearsals.

I’m not loving the way Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari are all chemistry-like. Hands off my man biotch. Whether or not this season is exciting, we will at least get to see Mark shake his money-maker and that will make it all worthwhile.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy is seen outside the studio with his partner Hope Solo and also a top on (sorry ladies). Judging by the smiles I would say they are pretty happy to be working together.

Chaz Bono can also be seen at rehearsals. I’m really shocked and very saddened by the hatred that has come out by him being on the show. It shows just how narrow-minded people can be.  I read somewhere this week that he would like a penis and I thought he got one in his surgeries. So what makes him a man if not for a penis? Facial hair? If that’s the case I have a few female relatives whose gender may be questionable.

George Clooney’s ex Elizabetta Canalis shows us what she is most famous for (besides boning George) and that’s her ass. Girl has a rocking body, but you know something occurred to me about their breakup. In order for Dancing With The Stars to secure the ‘talent’ they have to approach many celebrities and do so well in advance of a given season. The timing of her break up with George Clooney seems like it could have coincided (or not) with her decision to do Dancing With The Stars.

Although George likes himself some sexy-hot cooter, he also doesn’t want a lime light seeking attention whore. What do you think?

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars starts on Monday, September 19, 2011. Will you be watching?

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ABC just announced the pairings on this season (Season 13) of Dancing With The Stars and they are as follows:

David Arquette and Kym Johnson

Ron Artest and Peta Murgatroyd

Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer

Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy

Kristen Cavallari and Mark Ballas

Nancy Grace and Tristan McManus

Robert Kardashian and Cheryl Burke

Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya

Ricki Lake and Derek Hough

J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff

Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani

Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

So what do you think? Personally I wasn’t looking forward to this season of DWTS, until I heard Carson Kressley will be on and then I thought this has potential to be fun. Oh, and of course I am seriously hoping Nancy Grace has a melt-down. I can see her and Bruno get into it. Maybe even Len.

The body language of the above picture is very interesting.  I wonder if there will be any divas named Elizabetta Canalis ?

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The line up of stars for Dancing With The Stars is supposed to be officially announced tonight, but the cast has been leaked! Not sure about you, but this is a pretty uneventful cast. It was great about four years ago, but I think something drastic needs to be done. Without further delay:

• Nancy Grace
• Kristin Cavalleri 
• Riki Lake 
• Chynna Phillips 
• Hope Solis
• Elizabetta Canalis
• David Arquette
• Rob Kardashian
• Carson Kressley
• Jr. Martinez
• Chaz Bono
• Ron Artest 

Thoughts? Don’t shoot the messenger okay?

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Some of the Dancing With The Stars’ professionals (and celebrities of DWTS’ past) hit Malibu beach for some fun in the sun together while Maksim Chmerkovskiy opted for some quality alone time.

Derek Hough, Tony Dovolani, Lacey Schwimmer, Anna Trebunskaya, Cheryl Burke, Jennifer Grey, Gilles Marini and Melissa Rycroft look to be having a blast at Malibu beach yesterday.

Soon enough we’ll be seeing these fabulous people back in their dancing shoes when Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars kicks off on September 19. On Monday (during Bachelor Pad) we will learn which celebrities are confirmed for the show.

Are you looking forward to this season of Dancing With The Stars?

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Don’t read unless you want to know! TMZ is reporting that sources close to Dancing With The Stars are saying that David Arquette just showed up and his dance partner will be Kym Johnson.

What do you think of him as an addition? Personally I think it has potential to be a wild ride with him and could prove entertaining.  I wonder if he has it in him to shake his money maker? There is something oddly arousing about David Arquette but that could just be my very healthy hormones speaking.

This Monday, August 29th the cast of the 13th season of Dancing With The Stars will be announced live on Bachelor Pad.

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Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars may not be a complete loss after all! Derek Hough has confirmed that he will be back for Season 13!

The blonde hottie took a break from the last season of Dancing With The Stars so that he could concentrate on a new film role in the independent dance movie Cobu 3D and he’s ready to come back:

“When we’re doing the show we’re in the bubble and we get into the stress and the drama and all of the behind the scenes stuff,” Hough says. “It was good for me to take a season off and see what the audience sees. It gave me a new boost and inspiration to want to do some great things.”

But that doesn’t mean he is done with movie-making. It gave him the opportunity to:

“push myself and introduce me to a career I’d love to do more. It was a fantastic experience.”

I, for one, am ecstatic that Derek Hough will be back on Dancing With The Stars. He’s not only the consummate professional he has a fabulous sense of humor and is just a joy to watch.

Are you happy Derek is coming back to Dancing With The Stars?