David Hasselhoff’s most recent fail was a pretty humiliating experience, but there will always be someone in the background, fully enjoying your pain.  David’s ex, Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff decided that on the wake of his A&E show being cancelled, she should head over to Millions of Milkshakes and eat up some face time while the Hasselhoff name was in the “circle.”

A&E Cancels ‘The Hasselhoffs’ After ONE Night

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This is how the catty ladies do it in Hollywood you know… ex hubby snubbing down at the shake joint.  Total burn man.  But you know what?  In David’s defense, I have to point out that Pamela hasn’t had a real job since 2003.  At least David is trying.

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Ouch!  I don’t know that I’ve ever heard of such a thing!  A show getting cancelled after being on air for just one night?  I don’t know what could be more embarrassing for the “stars” of the show.

David Hasselhoff put it all out there with his daughters to try and get another life added to his very lengthy career.  Sometimes I guess it’s better to just let go and retire?

David Hasselhoff Gets Roasted @ Comedy Central

A&E aired the first two episodes of The Hasselhoffs on the same night, back to back… I guess in hopes that everyone watching the first would be dying for another?  Anyhow, the first episode brought in 718,000 and then the second only 505,000.  Not good.  Really not good.  So they pulled the plug.

I feel bad though.  Mostly for the girls, Hayley and Taylor-Ann.  They have to be mortified, right?  Perhaps it’s time for The Hoff to stick to short, cameo appearances and leave his daughters out of it.

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Monday marks episode 2 of Dancing With The Stars and we are sans David Hasselhoff.  Someone has to go and he really didn’t have rhythm plus his facial expressions creeped me out to the point I had to cover my eyes and scream at my husband ‘tell me when it’s over‘.

I felt bad for his partner Kym Johnson because David was all like ‘well that’s okay, life goes on‘ which is easy for him because he farts out royalty cheques, but Kym is now unemployed.  Way to try, David.

Now that I have that off my perky chest, the stars are busy practising for next week where the couples will be doing the quickstep and the jive. Pictured are:

• Derek Hough
• Chelsie Hightower
• Audrina Patridge
• Kyle Massey
• Lacey Schwimmer
• Florence Henderson
• Margaret Cho
• Michael Bolton
• Jennifer Grey
• Karina Smirnoff

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When I first learned of the line up for Dancing With The Stars season 11, I thought the dance troup from the local retirement home would have been more exciting, but as it gets closer to the season premiere (one more sleep y’all) I’m getting excited. I won’t ever fist pump, but I am letting out some squeals.

All of the celebrities and dance professionals look happy as they are seen outside of the dance rehearsal studio.  If you want some spoilers for tomorrow night’s dances, TMZ has the lowdown. Celebrities pictured:

• Audrina Patridge
• Bristol Palin
• Chelsie Hightower
• Cheryl Burke
• Corky Ballas
• David Hasselhoff
• Derek Hough
• Florence Henderson
• Jennifer Grey
• Kym Johnson
• Lacey Schwimmer
• Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Mark Ballas
• Michael Bolton
• Mike Sorrentino
• Tony Dovolani

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The rehearsals are underway for Dancing With The Stars. But Derek Hough doesn’t look happy these days.  Boo  One of the things I love about DWTS is his goofy antics.  He’s a blast to watch. It’s also nice to see him in his jeans.  Whether he’s smiling or not he looks hot.  Am I right?

Mark Ballas is another of my DWTS favourites.  I am really liking his short-cropped hair. It’s giving me very inappropriate thoughts.

Also seen leaving (or arriving) at the studios for rehearsals:  Michael Bolton, David Hasselhoff, Margaret Cho and professionals Kym Johnson and Louis Van Amstel.

People I haven’t seen leaving or arriving at the rehearsals are Karina Smirnoff and The Situation. I read somewhere the other day where The Situation’s friends are saying he doesn’t stand a chance with Karina (in a romantic/sexual way) and it made me chuckle because I’m not sure if those buffoons realize it or not but it’s a dancing show, not a dating show. The goal is to dance, not try to boink the talent. Oh wait.  Never mind.

The show premieres on Monday September 20 at 8/7 c.  Will you be watching?

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I may not be totally excited about this season’s line up on Dancing With The Stars, but I’m objective enough to hope I will be convinced otherwise.  But more importantly I can always get excited about seeing Derek Hough and Mark Ballas in pictures. That will never change.

There were 15 pictures of Derek and of course I included them all because I’m a LUNATIC. His pecs look mighty sexy in his shirt but he doesn’t look very happy.  Maybe he misses Cheryl Cole.  She’s jetted back to England.

Can you believe how amazing Jennifer Grey looks? The woman is 50 years old! She can put people half her age to shame. She is so tiny!! I’ve always had a thing for her husband.  Can’t wait to see him in the audience watching his wife dance! NO BODY puts baby in a corner !

Lacey Schwimmer and her partner Kyle Massey seem to get along really well! I just LOVE the little puppy that she is petting.  I don’t know whose it is but it sure is adorable.

Bristol Palin, David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson round out the sightings at the studio for rehearsals.  Haven’t seen The Situation (except in New Jersey) with Karina. I wonder if he and Karina are getting any practice time in? I haven’t checked her Tweets so I don’t know if she is cursing him out yet or not.  He he he. Meowwww.

Enjoy the pictures!

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You know you’ve got plenty of material to play with when the gust of honour at the Comedy Central Roast is David Hasselhoff.  Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer and Hulk Hogan toasted and roasted the Hoff as well as Comedy Central’s queen of roasting Lisa Lampanelli.  It’s not a roast if Lisa is not there.

David was accompanied by his daughters Hayley, 17, and Taylor Ann, 20, to the event which ended up turning  into a Baywatch reunion with not only Pamela, but Gena Lee Nolin, Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Angelica Bridges, Jeremy Jackson and Alexandra Paul.

The show will air on the Comedy Central channel on August 15.

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Paul Reubens premiered his stage show The Pee Wee Herman Show at Club Nokia in Los Angeles last night. He spoke to The Insider about his show:

“This is incredibly exciting…We’ve had incredible audiences during our previews, so tonight’s our big opening. I think it’s really ready. I think we’re ready for everybody”

Attending the red carpet event:

• David Arquette
• David Hasselhoff
• Eric Idle
• Ellen Page
• Marisa Tomei
• Thomas Jane
• Patricia Arquette
• Christopher Atkins
• Alexis Arquette
• Camryn Manheim
• Allison Janey
• Jim Parsons
• Cheri  Oteri
• Andy Samberg
• Sheila E.
• Drew Carey
• Simon Helberg
• Seth Meyers
• Drew Pinsky

and others

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