Lindsay Lohan is still in the Betty Ford rehab center where she is going to stay into the New Year and maybe beyond.  So what’s a girl to do when Halloween is here and she’s stuck there?  Well, her buddies are taking care of that.  Lindsay has been receiving packages from her friends loaded with plenty of sweets and her mom, Dina Lohan is supposed to stop by today and bring her Halloween.

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Lindsay isn’t allowed to dress up or trick or treat in the building.  Really?  I think that’s dumb.  These people are in there to kick bad habits.  Why not let them go room to room and get all sugar high dressed up like their inner personalities?  I’m just sayin’, there’s nothing wrong with Halloween festivities.

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Oh well, Lindsay will get her Halloween high on in her room, with loads of sweets from those who love her most.

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This is hysterical.  Chelsea Handler did a parody playing Lindsay Lohan‘s mother Dina visiting Lindsay in jail with Linday’s sister Ali.  Michael Lohan shows up.  Not the real Michael, thank Christ.

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Dina Lohan introduces the Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Toothbrush which is supposed to be eco-friendly.  How is a toothbrush eco-friendly you ask?  It’s waterless.  Dina Lohan is in New York as part of the Go Green Expo.

I’m all for saving the planet, but the thought of a dry toothbrush in my mouth gives me the willies.

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Jessica Alba, Cash Warren and daughter Honor Marie attended her parents’ house in Los Angeles where Jessica cooked for the family:

“I made the turkey this year. My mom just laid it on me – a big 26 pounder  We do it potluck style.”

According to Nick Cannon, wife Mariah Carey also cooked:

“Mariah is cooking. She’s a great cook – she’s dope in the kitchen.”

And Dina Lohan revealed beforehand that Lindsay and Ali are both partaking in the food preparation:

“Lindsay is making the garlich mashed potatoes.   They are amazing. ”Ali is doing the stuffing and I’m doing the turkey and making sure nothing burns.  ”Then, when it’s ready, we go around the table and say what we are thankful for. It’s just a Thanksgiving tradition we have at our house that we grabbed onto.

“We are so blessed and it’s important to share what we are thankful for, and not to take things for granted.”

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