Kirsten Dunst, and Mary Kate Olsen Raid Grandma’s Closet ForThe MET Ball

I will be the first to admit I know very little about couture or high-end fashion. And I’m really okay with that. What I also know is I would never go out looking like Kirsten Dunst or Mary Kate Olsen did attending last night’s ‘Savage Beauty’ Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.

I sense Kirsten’s discomfort as she stands close to Gisele Bundchen which must suck because it’s bad enough going out looking like that (her stylist must hate her guts), but to stand beside Glamazon Gisele who looks beyond stunning would make the most confident of people head back home. Do I see a look of distaste on Glamazon’s face?

As for Mary Kate Olsen, I’ve just completely given up hope of her ever looking like she didn’t just roll out of bed or finish smoking from a bong for the last 5 hours while listening to Jimi Hendrix. I detect a hint of a smirk creeping up on her face so perhaps we are making some progress I’m just too disillusioned to care.

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Reese Witherspoon and her two kids with Ryan Phillippe, Ava and Deacon have been living in the same Brentwood home that they shared with Ryan while they were still married. Well, she’s ready to move on and out so she just bought Steven Segal’s home for $7.45 million in Brentwood, CA.

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This fabulous new home is 6,125 square feet and boasts seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms.  Man, I would not want to have to clean all of those!

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The backyard even has a little Buddhist temple!

Reese’s new neighbors will be Chelsea Handler, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Not bad!

So will Reese’s man, Jim Toth be moving in any time soon?  There’s plenty of room!

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The highlight of Paris Fashion Week had to be the 90th Anniversary Party for French Vogue held at the Hotel Pozzo di Borgo in beautiful Paris, France.

The stars were abundant, like bursting at the seams of the luxurious hotel.  The theme was a masquerade ball the guests did not disappoint.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince were seen mingling along with Tyra Banks, Dita Von Teese, Lara Stone, and Natalia Voidonova.  The most interesting pictures are the ones of Gisele Bundchen and some masked bandit.  Would you look at his eyes and mouth?  Creepy much?  I think Mr. Tom Brady would be less that pleased to see the slobbering schmuck all over his supermodel wife.  I do believe that he was going for a backside grab.  Classy.

Overall, it was a night filled with beautiful faces, lots of bubbly, and stunning fashion.  Perfection.

Enjoy all of the pictures after the break:

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Gisele Bundchen’s husband and baby daddy, Tom Brady was involved in a 2 car crash this morning in Boston at around 6:15 a.m. when his vehicle ran into a van.

Brady was described as pretty banged up but refused medical treatment at the scene and it is believed he will see the medical staff of the New England Patriots.

The driver of the mini van has been sent to hospital with reportedly serious injuries. According to TMZ Tom Brady was not at fault in the accident.

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With regards to breastfeeding, Gisele Bundchen told the U.K. version of Harper’s Bazaar that she covers this:

“There should be a worldwide law … that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

She’s quite the genius, yes? How about a worldwide law that women and babies receive medical help? So now the model is backtracking, taking to her site to say:

My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child. It’s unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white. I am sure if I would just be sitting talking about my experiences with other mothers, we would just be sharing opinions. I understand that everyone has their own experience and opinions and I am not here to judge. I believe that bringing a life into this world is the single most important thing a person can undertake and it can also be the most challenging. I think as mothers we are all just trying our best.

I love how they prefaced her comment with Gisele writes first-hand on the impact caused by the comment. Like we are supposed to be impressed she took the time to back peddle on her stupid comment?

Whatever.  I say she made Tom Brady write that statement. ‘Fix it Tommy. FIX IT‘. Ha ha ha ha.

Jennifer Love Hewitt leave El Torito Mexican restaurant in Toluca Lake of course just after news that her show Ghost Whisperer was cancelled.  Did I mention CBS sucks?

Camila Alves and Gisele Bundchen leave the gym together because that’s what Brazilian models do biotches.

Eva Mendes and her  big ass scary dog leave her personal trainer’s house…is that Harley Pasternak?  His Five Factor Fitness is very effective.  Who is really going to mess with her with that dog, right?

Miley Cyrus stops for a smoothie in Toluca Lake..did you see her performance on DWTS last night? Is it just that I can’t accept she is growing up or that I just think she’s inappropriate?

William Shatner leaves his Manhattan hotel with his wife. I’m not sure what number wife she is but it’s ‘up there’.

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Photos:  Michael Wright/JDH/JCP/ WENN