I actually adore Piers Morgan.  I think he’s truly adorable and his quick wit is utterly…. hot.  I know.  Call me crazy but, when he was on Celebrity Apprentice, I really loved the guy.  He’s so up front.  He doesn’t take crap from anyone.  The man has balls!

Anyhow, now that he’s taken over for Larry King on CNN, he’s laying down his own law and I am loving every bit of it.  That’s called being real people!

Piers Morgan Launches Burger King Fragrance

Piers doesn’t like everyone.  Who does?  And guess what?  Piers isn’t going to kiss anyone’s arse to pretend like he likes them either.  What you see is what you get with this guy.  And what he’d like you to see is the list of celebrities whom he will never interview on CNN.  Why?  Because he doesn’t have to.

So who’s on his “blacklist” anyhow?

Madonna

Heather Mills

Keith Olbermann

Howie Mandel

Cherie Blair

Sadly, I don’t think that any of these celebs really care.  Piers isn’t on their A-List either, so I don’t think any harm is being done, right?

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Last night the Genesis Awards took place which are presented by the Humane Society of the United States and:

‘pays tribute to the major news and entertainment media for producing outstanding works in television, film, print and the arts which raise public understanding of animal issues’

That’s always a good thing in my books!  On hand for the awards:

• Marg Helgenberger
• Kaley Cuoco
• Ginnifer Goodwin
• Jennifer Coolidge
• Susie Feldman
• Michael Vartan
• Heather Mills
• Maggie Q
• Claudia Jordan
• Jorja Fox
• Emily Deschanel
• Charlotte Ross
• Constance Marie
• Esail Morales
• Matt Grant (yes, hunky Bachelor Matt Grant)

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“I’ve got so many stunning girlfriends who can’t get a boyfriend,” . “But when I go out here, I get asked out all the time, and my girlfriends – who are better looking than me – say, ‘How the hell does that happen?!’ Maybe it’s because I’m comfortable with myself.”

Yeah.  That’s it, Heather.

….Heather Mills tells PageSix how easy it is for her to attract male gold-diggers men

Well how fortunate for some poor bastard guy.  Heather Mills is ready to get back into the dating scene four months after divorcing Paul McCartney.

And in what I find impossible to believe she says:

“I have been single for two and a half years, so yeah, I’m ready to start dating again.

“So, I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It’s very flattering. I’m not looking for any particular type of man. I don’t have an ideal. I’m open to different types of people and I’m now in a position to feel ready to move on and build a relationship.”

And why not, now that she’s $50 Million richer.

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Ever since Michelle Elyzabeth dropped Heather Mills she has been very vocal saying:

“Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet.”

Heather has had enough and is suing Elyzabeth “seeking damages for libel”.  According to a PageSix source

“There has been so much rubbish written about Heather recently that she hopes getting lawyers involved will end it.” A rep for Mills confirmed the suit but had “no comment.”

This is going to get nasty for sure.  I`m smart to be able to predict this obvious stuff, no????

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According to Mills’ former publicist Michele Elyzabeth, back in 2005, when Heather Mills was still married to Paul McCartney, she came very close to signing a  deal with U.S. fashion label Tommy Bahama to create her own fragrance entitled Voice  (maybe after the demonic voices in her head, who knows…in the picture above she’s trying to silence the voices…tee hee…I kid you)

The deal was predicated on both Mills and McCartney being in the advertisements.  That’s really akin to saying “we are using you to get to Paul McCartney’.  Um, hello?  According to the ex-publicist:

“The company suggested using a photo of them both, Heather reckoned that would work and emailed them one of her wedding pictures. But when the ad came back (for approval) I got this phone call from Heather saying the project had to be scrapped immediately.

“Heather told me that when she showed Paul the adverts he hit the roof. She told me he shouted at her, ‘Are you f**king mad?’

“Tommy Bahama weren’t interested in Heather alone. The deal fell through because she wasn’t a big enough star.”

We all know the ex-publicist hates Heather, but really, Heather had no business speaking for Paul.  I don’t even know Paul, but I’m well aware that he doesn’t endorse products.  Is she new?  Oh, no, that’s right she’s just self-serving. 

When Heather Mills was on Dancing With The Stars I felt sorry for her and wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt (I wasn’t drunk, HONEST, I think my blood sugar had dropped dramatically that day).  Once bitten, twice shy.  She’s proven herself over and over again.

Bittnerness gets you nowhere Heather Mills.  I should know.  Since electric shock therapy, I have not had one bitter thought.  Mind you, I can’t brush my own teeth anymore, but we all make sacrifices.

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