Heidi Montag and Ashley Dupre

Heidi Montag lost all of her real friends when she let her now husband, Spencer Pratt take over her life.  Lauren Conrad was her BFF years ago and she’s been alone with the plastic fantasy turned real nightmare ever since.  Well, Heidi is no longer a loner.  She’s found herself a new BFF with a former “escort”, Ashley Dupre. 

Heidi Montag and Crystal Harris New BFFs?!

These two hoked up during the new reality show Famous Food and hit it off so well, they are thick as thieves now.

“Ashley’s my absolute favorite person hands down on the show,” Heidi tells In Touch. “She’s the sweetest, nicest person. She’s one of my favorite friends I’ve ever had in my whole life. I love Ashley! If it weren’t for her, the show would have been a lot different for me. She’ll be one of my best friends for the rest of my life.”

They actually seem like the perfect match.  Not a GOOD one.  But yes, perfect.

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Heidi Montag has gone on the record for saying that she works out 14 hours a day. This is a case of some crazy biotch believing her own sh*t. I mean really! Is she aware there are only 24 hours in any given day which would leave 10 hours to sleep and have a life? She tells US Weekly at the Wet Republic pool party she and Crystal Harris had in Vegas:

“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,”. “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

Apparently the 5’2” reality star (I would have thought she was much taller than that) shot up to 130 pounds (which is not HUGE for that height) and is now back down to 103. And she did it the old fashioned way:

“I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights,” she said. “When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”

I don’t know about all this. This sounds to me like her desperate attempt to get some attention back on her huge knockers. Oh, and she addresses those as well (of course) stating she took a year off from working out:

“My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”

Her breasts need an escape route.

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Heidi Montag hosts 'Sexy Poolside Affair' at Wet Republic at MGM Grand Resort and Casino Las Vegas

Crystal Harris and Heidi Montag are now BFFs?  Maybe. Well for now  Heidi is helping Crystal recover from destroying old man river er, uh Hugh Hefner.  The girls decided that hosting a party in Las Vegas on what would have been Crystal’s wedding day was the way to go.

Cyrstal Harris Says She Had “Second Thoughts”

“I came to Vegas to hang out with my friends for the day,” Harris explained to Radar Online. “I wanted to get away from L.A. so I didn’t have to think about the wedding.  It was too close to home in L.A.,” Harris said. “I just want to relax and not think about the fact that this was my wedding day.”

Hef is at home feeling like crap while the hooch is out partying with the slab of plastic. Nice.

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Heidi Montag is totally sticking up for herself after being bashed to pieces by Bravo’s Andy Cohen.  So what did he say?

“That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab… knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”

Heidi had posted a Tweet, insinuating that she was in talks to do The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  That was very far from the truth apparently and Andy had get mean and rip her apart.  I know the world loves to mock her, but those are cruel words.  So anyhow, Heidi’s response to the bashing came from People,

“Andy’s tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary.  I was simply being playful. I’m well aware I’m not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise and I don’t appreciate being bullied.”

Yeah, I agree with Heid for once.  I think that Andy crossed the line.  I don’t see him apologizing, but I’d be hurt too.

What do you think?  Was Heidi asking for it by Tweeting the BS in the first place?

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Take it away my dear Myrddin….

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OMG.  Are you kidding me?  I thought that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt had stepped OUT of the spotlight.  I was wrong.  So very wrong.

Heidi and Spencer Living With His Parents

RadarOnline is reporting that Heidi is in the works to join the cast of ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.’

Heidi and Spencer met with the executives yesterday to discuss details.  And well, I think it’s going to happen.

“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat,” Spencer told Radar. “We would be psyched if this happened for us.”

What do you think?  Am I overreacting?  Is this a good thing?  How will Heidi handle the “big girls” on the show?  I kind of think they will eat her alive.  Hmmmm… this could be a very good thing after all.

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