Hugh Hefner is telling friends he regrets not marrying Holly Madison because she was ‘loyal and kind’. This, just after his fiancé Crystal Harris cancelled the wedding a mere 5 days before it was to have taken place according to Hollywood Life.

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I guess sometimes people have to lose something before they realize how valuable it truly was. While I’m sure Holly would have loved hearing that months ago, such is not the case now with her friends saying that chapter of her life is closed and she is also dating Jesse Waits a managing partner of XS Nightclub in Las Vegas. Despite her heading to the mansion to console Hef once she learned the marriage was off, she has clearly moved on.

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Hef really was lucky to have Holly because she was loyal and kind to him. He has to realize that at his age, to get a young 20-something year old, chances are they aren’t going to be loyal in the way he needs. It’s just not realistic.

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Holly Madison at The Animal Foundation's 8th Annual 'Best In Show'

Holly Madison and her fabulous buddy, Josh Strickland were out at The Animal Foundation’s 8th Annual ‘Best In Show’ at The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada yesterday and they were just adorable.  So were the pooches they were posing with!

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I love any celebrity who goes out of there way to help out our furry friends.  Holly and Josh are the absolute perfect pair for this wonderful cause.

If you’ve never watched Holly’s show on E!, you are so missing out!  I love this girl!  Of all the Playboy girls, Holly is the most down to earth and somehow lands close to my heart.  Love her!

Watch Holly’s World!

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Playboy biotch, Jayde Nicole hosted the Grand Opening Night for Posh Boutique Nightclub in Las Vegas and she brought her A game.  Loving her shoes… hot!

Holly Madison Proudly Shows Off Her Curves – PHOTO

I have never liked Jayde.  Ever since watching her on The Hills when she dated Brody Jenner, I couldn’t handle her snotty attitude.  Then when I got hooked on watching Holly’s World, I was pushed over the edge and now can’t stand Jayde in the least.  I’d love to meet her in a back alley and give her a piece of my mind ….. and fist.

She obviously knows how to be sexy at the drop of a hat, but when your insides are as ugly as hers, who cares what you look like on the outside?

I want to see Holly drop kick her!

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Holly Madison and her Twitter boy toy, Jack Barakat have ended their two-month relationship.  Her rep spoke with E! , confirming the news,

Holly Madison Proudly Shows Off Her Curves – PHOTO

“I can confirm Holly and Jack are no longer dating.  Their decision to split was both mutual and amicable.”

Holly isn’t sitting in her room, wearing sweats and eating vats of ice cream (like I would be.)  She’s keeping her spunky self together and keeping the party going.  She just hosted a party with Brody Jenner at Chateau nightclub in Las Vegas.  Girl will have a new boy before you know it  OMG.  How cute would Brody and Holly be together?! Oh wait, he’s still with Avril and he tends to stick with brunettes….

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Holly Madison has curves and she proudly shows them off in Life and Style Magazine where she says:

“I’d rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves,” Holly, 32, exclusively tells Life & Style at the photo shoot on Feb 21. “I’m proud of my body.”

And she keeps it real by admitting she has cellulite:

“I have cellulite – and had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest,” she tells Life & Style. “I’m never not going to have cellulite. People need to just accept that it’s there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it.”

See, that’s what happens when publications (hello Mr. Hefner) produce unrealistic covers by airbrushing the cover girls to the point nobody is ever going to live up to those expectations. Nobody! It’s insanity.

Holly has been facing criticism following a gain of 15 pounds and was told by producers of her Las Vegas show ‘Peep Show’ to lose weight. It made her feel so bad she didn’t want to get on stage:

“Once I realized that other people were noticing that I’d packed on a few, I was embarrassed to go onstage,”

On top of that Jayde Nicole sent her a basket full of candy when she knew Holly was trying to diet. You know, when Jayde was going out with Brody I thought she was too good for him. I actually thought she was nice, but to do something like that, the girl is an evil b*tch. Truly. Plus I saw a clip of Holly’s show where Jayde calls her old by Las Vegas standards. Jayde, too, will get old, and the girl will so not be able to cope with it. I can’t wait for the day she eats her own words.

Holly has learned to embrace the fact she likes food (amen, sister) and she loves her curves:

“After moving to Vegas, I lived in a suite in Planet Hollywood for a year and ordered room service all the time,” Holly says. “I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.” ”I’ve always had a butt, and I want to keep it – cellulite and all. I’m not perfect, but I love my curves.”

I love that Holly is proudly showing off her curves. She looks fine. What do you think of the photo?

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Why Jason Statham is that a gun or are you just happy to see us? We started out Hump Day yesterday with Jason Statham and we are kind of starting out the day (almost the afternoon on the east coast) with him. Some post-hump day Jason Juice.

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He was in Las Vegas for the premiere of The Mechanic which I think is going to be one of those films that does very well at the box office.  Typecast this bad boy all you want, he will always have an audience, won’t he?

Also attending the premiere:  Randy Couture, Holly Madison, Joey Fatone, Jason Flemyng and more.

Jason and Jason (as in Statham and Flemyng) showed up at the premiere in a very hot red sports car. That’s so Hollywood.

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Oh, SNAP. How is THAT not going to make Holly Madison sound bitter and jealous? Holly spoke exclusively with Life & Style on January 6 in which she speaks of Hugh Hefner’s engagement to Crystal Harris:

“I’d like to see Hef settle down, “I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he’s making a hasty decision. I’m not sure Crystal is the best thing for him.”

Shortly after Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison split up (October, 2008), Crystal moved into the Playboy mansion (January, 2009) and that worries Holly:

“Crystal hasn’t been around very long – she’s a mysterious character,”  ”No one knows much about her. Plus, she’s very young, probably too young to settle down. I’ve seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don’t think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. I think it’s possible Crystal could break Hef’s heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money.”

Um. Hmm. Okay this might surprise Holly but a lot of people thought the same of her. Did you ever watch Girls Next Door? It always seemed that Holly was trying to run the empire.

On January 5 Holly arranged a meeting with Hef and Crystal (which will air on the new season of her reality show Holly’s World premiering January 23):

“I wanted to check up in person,” “I told them that I wish them the best and that Crystal had better not do him wrong or else I’ll kick her butt. It was definitely awkward.”

Really? Threatening the new love of your ex-boyfriend is awkward? Come now! But it isn’t jealousy that motivates Holly to say these things:

“I’m not jealous that he’d marry someone else. I just don’t want it to be a girl who’s using him to start her career,” “Basically, I think he could do better than Crystal.”

Sometimes it’s best we use our inner voice. Unless of course you are trying to get the buzz going for the new season of your reality show.  Then that’s an entirely different thing, I guess.

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Grab your tissues gold-diggers. Hugh Hefner, 84, is off  the market as he got engaged to girlfriend Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve:

After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.

Crystal also wrote on her Twitter account:

The most memorable Christmas ever.

Crystal is 60 years younger than Hef.  Sixty. Years. That’s almost a senior citizen right there.

Although Holly Madison is probably delighted to now be dating people within a decade or two of her own age, this has got to cause her butt to clench up real tight and swallow up her g-string real deep, right? She tried for years to get Hef to marry her.

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