Back in March we regrettably informed you that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape with someone he can't even identify. Since then, we've had our retinas reattached to our eyeballs and now we report with great delight that he's gotten his legal team on the case to make sure that horror flick doesn't see the light of day.

Some screen shots were released on TheDirty.com and TMZ is reporting they are being told to take them down or else:

"As you know, should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida."

If The Dirty's editor, Nik Richie cared at all about the mental well-being of all humanity he would take them down. Just saying.

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If there is a sex tape I would pay NOT to see this would be it.  TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape and it's being shopped around to major porn studios by a third party. It features him getting undressed, telling the brunette unidentified unfortunate girl who is naked in bed,  that he's working out again. Oh joy. Then he runs his hands through his hair. Oh puke. The woman is neither is ex-wife or his current wife. The saving grace is that the footage is grainy so our retinas can't completely be destroyed.

Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment tells TMZ he was approached by a third party. And apparently this is a legitimate tape of the Hulkster doing the most natural and beautiful act in the world which has now being ruined for all. You're welcome and Happy Hump Day. Don't forget to 'Like Us' on Facebook!

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In a very un-newlywed fashion, Hulk Hogan just had a massive back surgery.  I’m just sayin’ I wouldn’t want to be on my back for a surgery while I was still in my “honeymoon” phase….. if you get my drift.

I’d also like to point out that when you choose to endure and give beat-downs for a living, you’d better be prepared for this kind of “repair.”

Hulk Hogan Ties the Knot in Classic Fashion

Hogan pretty much had to have his entire spine rebuilt and that took a whopping 10 hours under the knife.  Before he went in, he Tweeted:

“Going for broke in six hours.  Rolling all the marbles, I bet on me..I love all you maniacs!”

He is recovering nicely, but I am sure will be laid out for a long spell.  Jennifer McDaniels is going to be playing nursemaid for awhile and I am sure Hulk is going to be loving it….

Get well soon man!

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Hulk Hogan and his now bride Jennifer McDaniels decided to get married today, just to change things up at bit in the midst of all the divorces and splits going on in Hollywood. Seriously, it’s like a Black Friday sale on divorces or something.

The ceremony took place in Clearwater, Florida at sunset, in their back yard with Dr. Michael Beckwith presiding.  They invited only their closest friends and family to keep it intimate.

Well, that all went to hell in a hand basket when an employee working the wedding told some photog to beat it and they got into a fist fight.  While they duked it out, the cops came, and the ceremony continued during all the chaos.  Wha?!  Okay, I want to see the video.  Can’t you just picture it, the ‘I do’s', the kiss…. the dudes in the background beating the crap out of each other.  Now that’s a Hulk Hogan wedding.

No charges were pressed at the end of it all and it looks like the wedding was a perfect success.  And I am shaking my head and laughing…..

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“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…” “I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

…..on relating to OJ Simpson as told to Rolling Stone Magazine.  If that doesn’t get the girls, I don’t know what will!!

Hulk Hogan misses his wife and wishes they weren’t splitting up the assets getting divorced. 

When asked if the divorce was a ploy to avoid paying out money in the lawsuit from his son’s accident that permanently injured a friend of his.  Hogan didn’t actually answer the question said:

“If this is a ploy, her being intimate with a 19-year-old kid is pretty good acting,” Hulk said.  “For me to be able to handle… my 50-year-old wife sleeping in a bed with a 19-year-old boyfriend and using my gym, and driving my cars, and living in my house. I guess we’ve got a pretty good act going on ‘cause that’s a lot to take on,”

Although they had had problems over the last 10 years it was the last thing he thought Linda would say:

“It wasn’t an argument, it was, ‘Hey, I don’t love you, I don’t want to be with you, I don’t want to see you anymore.’ It was the real deal,”

On the divorce process itself:

“This is a simple divorce – there’s no custody, there’s just a big pile of junk that we’ve accumulated. We should split it however the judge wants it and walk away, but you know, my wife’s lawyer has told different magazines there’s gonna be a war,” he said. “This is the money that I saved for my family, and money that Linda could walk away with, money that I saved for my children, that they’re just, they’re just wasting [it] and burning [it] up.”

I’m not exactly convinced by this.  It just doesn’t seem genuine to me.  What do you think?  Do you think it’s a ploy?

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